Men can Multi task

OK I tried Gypsy's suggestion that men can't multi task.
So put a saucepan either side of toilet pan and started brushing teeth whilst peeing. No problem, no mess on the floor, until............I started brushing up and down. Pee'd all over back of toilet and all over my trousers.
So later put saucepans down for round two. Put Jan's flannel at bck of looe and wore one of her pairs of trousers, saves getting mine wet.
Job done but large bollocking.
Men can multi task though because whilst doing this I thought of the answer, sit down and take a piss why brushing my teeth, see men are better than women, we can sit on the bog and brush our teeth, read newspapers and sing.

Of course we can do it, typing whilst watching football on TV, watching TV while mid conversation, reading while mid conversation mmm basically being in a world of our own !.

Drive why eyeing up the totty. One we haven't mastered as well as women have is getting upset and crying at the same time.
Gobbing why kicking a ball.