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    Scotland Male Posts : 23101
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    Post by Adam Mint Wed 28 Nov 2012 - 3:43

    What a feckin waste of public money...

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-20510686
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    Liechtenstein Male Posts : 14451
    Join date : 2011-08-15
    Age : 69
    Location : Cambs / Golf del Sur

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    Post by Perfectspecimen Wed 28 Nov 2012 - 13:22

    Yeah, Police Force will soon be full of foreigners. Come on Nick Forage, now your party has been accused of being racist might as well go with the flow. I can feel myself swinging your way Sir. And I understand you wish to change the stupid smoking rules in pubs as well. Monkeys and Bananas  294053457
    3rdforum
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    Ireland Male Posts : 22953
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    Age : 53
    Location : Ireland

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    Post by 3rdforum Wed 28 Nov 2012 - 13:47

    We have had the smoking ban here for 8 years. I actually think its a good idea. When It came in first, I was smoking 30 a day. Now, I don't smoke at all ( unless very pissed). A lot of the pubs here have smoking areas outside which more often than not, are nicer than the inside of the pub i.e. patio heaters, TV's etc
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    England Male Posts : 21262
    Join date : 2011-08-13
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    Post by Topdog Wed 28 Nov 2012 - 17:25

    still smoke in my local, lock the door to one bar and if anyone suspicious walks in the other bar, just lock the communal door.
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    Liechtenstein Male Posts : 14451
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    Age : 69
    Location : Cambs / Golf del Sur

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    Post by Perfectspecimen Wed 28 Nov 2012 - 17:58

    Guess the pub owners smoke then. Not so in my case. One down the road does but thats frequented by van dwellers.
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    England Male Posts : 21262
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    Post by Topdog Wed 28 Nov 2012 - 19:06

    Is that pub down the road open special hours and by special type of keys like 3.14159265359Key
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    Scotland Male Posts : 59106
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Wed 28 Nov 2012 - 19:09

    Oooh! A van dweller number....
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    Scotland Male Posts : 23101
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    Post by Adam Mint Wed 28 Nov 2012 - 19:11

    Had me going in circles that one...

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    Liechtenstein Male Posts : 14451
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Wed 28 Nov 2012 - 19:13

    Topdog wrote:Is that pub down the road open special hours and by special type of keys like 3.14159265359Key

    I keep a good radius from it, dont know if they do pie.
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    Scotland Male Posts : 59106
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Wed 28 Nov 2012 - 19:20

    I've got eejits at work that don't know how to use Pi for working out how much cable is left on a drum. They have to get a megger or some such. Useless gits...
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    England Male Posts : 21262
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    Post by Topdog Wed 28 Nov 2012 - 20:31

    How to work out the leftovers on a large BT cotton reel.
    get 2 Monkeys and Bananas  Steak___kidney_pie sit down and eat them and wait for an eejit Sweaty foreman to come along and do it for you
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    Scotland Male Posts : 59106
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Wed 28 Nov 2012 - 20:42

    That looks a nice pie that does...
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    Ireland Male Posts : 22953
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    Post by 3rdforum Wed 28 Nov 2012 - 22:04

    Whats that, a steak & kidney?? Mmmmmmmmmm
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    Liechtenstein Male Posts : 14451
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Wed 28 Nov 2012 - 22:23

    Go on then Cam, whats a bleeding megger then?
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    Scotland Male Posts : 59106
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Thu 29 Nov 2012 - 17:50

    Perfectspecimen wrote:Go on then Cam, whats a bleeding megger then?

    It's an instrument for measuring resistance. Looks like Megger is the brand name. (Bit like us calling a vacuum cleaner a "Hoover") See here
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    England Male Posts : 21262
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    Post by Topdog Thu 29 Nov 2012 - 17:51

    So its a Hoover Monkeys and Bananas  3275847336

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