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    Boats and Los Cris

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    Spain Female Posts : 12655
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    Post by Gypsy Mon 19 Sep 2011 - 13:46

    Underdog wrote:I go all queer on boats, so i tend to avoid them, big ferry to france maybe, but them small ones, nah

    So you won´t be rushing to get on one of these then Ships That Pass In Santa Cruz Port
    cunningham
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    Wales Male Posts : 3211
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 70
    Location : in the dog house

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    Post by cunningham Mon 19 Sep 2011 - 13:53

    Underdog wrote:I go all queer on boats, so i tend to avoid them, big ferry to france maybe, but them small ones, nah
    you go queer on boats? hello sailorBoats and Los Cris - Page 2 3077217049
    Mcqueen
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    England Male Posts : 30546
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    Post by Mcqueen Mon 19 Sep 2011 - 14:03

    Gypsy wrote:

    So you won´t be rushing to get on one of these then Ships That Pass In Santa Cruz Port
    Ooo, them ones with the sails, they lean over, No thanks,
    Mcqueen
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    England Male Posts : 30546
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    Post by Mcqueen Mon 19 Sep 2011 - 14:04

    cunningham wrote: you go queer on boats? hello sailorBoats and Los Cris - Page 2 3077217049
    Silly boy H, Boats and Los Cris - Page 2 506932706
    cunningham
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    Wales Male Posts : 3211
    Join date : 2011-08-13
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    Location : in the dog house

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    Post by cunningham Mon 19 Sep 2011 - 14:38

    Underdog wrote:
    Silly boy H, Boats and Los Cris - Page 2 506932706
    good afternoon reg, you sold any knackcars today?Boats and Los Cris - Page 2 811500621
    Mcqueen
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    England Male Posts : 30546
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    Post by Mcqueen Mon 19 Sep 2011 - 14:53

    Afternoon H, No not today, been quiet since my return from tenerife. I will sit back and let them come to me, Bit like bus's, 2 or 3 at once, I only have 3 bange - Quality used cars in stock at the moment, Ready for a victim, all highly tuned and polished up ready to roll, or be pushed, depending on price, Always an arse for a cheap car, I can talk shite no ?.
    Could do with a few vans, they are good news, Rocking horse stuff though,
    I feel better today, Have not taken any tablets for a few days, I think they are trying to kill me,
    I was speaking to a doctor today (not mine) he said if your count is below 10 you will be ok, mine was 9 last take, So i dont feel too worried,
    Anyway H, 39 sleeps for you, nice
    Perfectspecimen
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    Liechtenstein Male Posts : 14451
    Join date : 2011-08-15
    Age : 69
    Location : Cambs / Golf del Sur

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    Post by Perfectspecimen Mon 19 Sep 2011 - 16:04

    Underdog wrote:Ooo, them ones with the sails, they lean over, No thanks,


    Perfectly safe Reg, if they didnt do that the mast would break. The further over they go the more the wind spills from the sails so they can only go so far, and the big heavy keel on the bottom ensures they they come upright again. Simple physics. Much more stable than a motor boat. Boats and Los Cris - Page 2 3996330506
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    England Male Posts : 30546
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    Post by Mcqueen Mon 19 Sep 2011 - 16:48

    Nah blox to that, Ive seen them numpty's in the solent, hanging on to the self righting keel that dosent self right anymore, I watch deadliest catch too, Not a right clever place to be,
    Canal boat yeh, If it sinks you can stand on the top, and wait to be rescued,
    No No No, never, not,
    Perfectspecimen
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    Liechtenstein Male Posts : 14451
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Mon 19 Sep 2011 - 17:16

    They are racing boats, made as light as possible so they go fast, like fomula 1 cars. Cruising yachts are perfectly safe unless they run aground or hit something.
    Mcqueen
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    England Male Posts : 30546
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    Post by Mcqueen Mon 19 Sep 2011 - 18:22

    Or a gang of pirates knock on the door, Its not normal, Boats and Los Cris - Page 2 1498946960
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    Liechtenstein Male Posts : 14451
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Mon 19 Sep 2011 - 18:32

    Not too many pirates in the Solent, or the Wash where I am. Pricks, yes. I cant reply to your post that mentioned religeon because thats been moved as well.
    Mcqueen
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    England Male Posts : 30546
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    Post by Mcqueen Mon 19 Sep 2011 - 18:45

    We need protecting from ourselves, Boats and Los Cris - Page 2 577704309Some times mouth runneth over, Race, and Religion

    Ignore it, Blood preasure and all that,
    Topdog
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    England Male Posts : 21262
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    Post by Topdog Mon 19 Sep 2011 - 20:18

    Not just boats that get him H
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    Scotland Male Posts : 59106
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Thu 12 Jul 2012 - 19:52

    Hey Vince, see if you can beat this young guys record...
    Telegraph
    Topdog
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    England Male Posts : 21262
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    Post by Topdog Thu 12 Jul 2012 - 20:07

    Lone Ranger wrote:Hey Vince, see if you can beat this young guys record...
    Telegraph
    Vince could circumnavagate 76 pubs in one day.
    Perfectspecimen
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    Liechtenstein Male Posts : 14451
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Thu 12 Jul 2012 - 21:30

    A wayfarer dinghy would be quicker than mine Cam. 4 knots would be the best I could expect out of mine in a 20mph wind. Can easy end up going backwards in a strong current too. Engine will push about 6 knots though, but thats cheating, and costs. Boats and Los Cris - Page 2 3025408739

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