Found on the Refrigerator One Morning :
My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I
have certain needs that you, being 57 years old, can no longer satisfy.
I am
very happy with you and I value you as a good wife.
Therefore, after reading this letter,
I
hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the
evening with my
18
year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset......
I
shall be home before midnight.
When the man came home late that night he found the
following letter on the dining table.
My Dear Husband,
I received your letter and thank you
for your honesty about my being 57 years old.
I
would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 57 years
old.
As
you know, I am a maths teacher at our local college. I would like to
inform you that while you read this,
I
will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the
assistant tennis coach.
He is
young, virile and like your secretary, is 18 years old.
As a
successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of maths, you will
understand that we are in
the
same situation, although with one small difference - 18 goes into 57 a lot more
times than 57 goes into 18.
Therefore,
I will not be home until sometime tomorrow!
My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I
have certain needs that you, being 57 years old, can no longer satisfy.
I am
very happy with you and I value you as a good wife.
Therefore, after reading this letter,
I
hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the
evening with my
18
year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset......
I
shall be home before midnight.
When the man came home late that night he found the
following letter on the dining table.
My Dear Husband,
I received your letter and thank you
for your honesty about my being 57 years old.
I
would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 57 years
old.
As
you know, I am a maths teacher at our local college. I would like to
inform you that while you read this,
I
will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the
assistant tennis coach.
He is
young, virile and like your secretary, is 18 years old.
As a
successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of maths, you will
understand that we are in
the
same situation, although with one small difference - 18 goes into 57 a lot more
times than 57 goes into 18.
Therefore,
I will not be home until sometime tomorrow!
