Patsy went to convent school when she was young, nuns used to beat the kids. Youngest of nine kids so siblings beat her after school. Then she met me, ahhhh, blessed relief. Then she had kids and they abuse her. Then she went back to work and they abuse her. Poor cow.
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Pope Benedict XVI resigns.
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I was abused as a kid, Dad used to sit us outside the pub and bring us Crisps and Pop, WHERE WAS ME BLOODY BEER DAD X
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I like this one, just seen on Fbook
The Catholic church has asked Simon Cowell to select their new boss vis a Saturday night talent show. Pope Idol
The Catholic church has asked Simon Cowell to select their new boss vis a Saturday night talent show. Pope Idol
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Said it before and I'll say it again...
Religion root of all evil... :Not me Guv:
Atheists of the world unite.
Religion root of all evil... :Not me Guv:
Atheists of the world unite.
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Count me in 
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Prayer mats made of semtex its the future, prophets will go through the roof
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A Vatican spokesman has just issued the following statement regarding the pope’s resignation:-
“With Rangers now dead and Sevco in Division 3, he felt his work was done”...
“With Rangers now dead and Sevco in Division 3, he felt his work was done”...
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Apparently God refused to accept his resignation and sent a response
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-21421810
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-21421810
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Insurance company has knocked back their lightning damage claim, act of god...
Come on lets see how they argue that one.....
Come on lets see how they argue that one.....
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Adam Mint wrote:Insurance company has knocked back their lightning damage claim, act of god...
Come on lets see how they argue that one.....
There's a Billy Connolly film about that - he plays a lawyer/fisherman whose boat is struck by lightning and sues God when they pull the Act of God clause to avoid paying him.
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BobMac wrote:Adam Mint wrote:Insurance company has knocked back their lightning damage claim, act of god...
Come on lets see how they argue that one.....
There's a Billy Connolly film about that - he plays a lawyer/fisherman whose boat is struck by lightning and sues God when they pull the Act of God clause to avoid paying him.
Posted a clip from the film some time back, but could not find it to reply to your post...
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How dare they use that against a claim, 
, How doe's the other lot think of that, act of allah ?, Just go's to show how archaic things still are, I just tried to insure both apartments against that crap, tsunami's and volcano's going off, not in Tenerife but here in the uk, Ooo we dont do no acts of god they said, Blox to that i dont believe so i'm having none of it, Can you imagine some disaster in Tenerife then trying to make a claim, Who would answer the phone for a start 
£1,000 they want, about €150 each in Tenerife, I'm still mullin it over 
, How doe's the other lot think of that, act of allah ?, Just go's to show how archaic things still are, I just tried to insure both apartments against that crap, tsunami's and volcano's going off, not in Tenerife but here in the uk, Ooo we dont do no acts of god they said, Blox to that i dont believe so i'm having none of it, Can you imagine some disaster in Tenerife then trying to make a claim, Who would answer the phone for a start £1,000 they want, about €150 each in Tenerife, I'm still mullin it over 
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The Lone Ranger wrote:Perfectspecimen wrote:Lone Ranger wrote:Every chance it seems...Next Pope?
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I'm checking my watch to see how quickly the first Abuse report arrives.
Abuse report has arrived! He must have been on holiday....
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Thats the truth man, got a gob on with us i bet 
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Not anymore he doesn't. I've banned him.
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What a first class Muppet, have you got his address Cam? All too anonymous this on-line malarky. Should have to register a credit card to join here I think. Keep kids and the unemployed and all those that just 'borrow' their cousins IDs to get by in life well clear of here.
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Good idea Vince, send me ur credit card number
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Book me some flights for xmas Kev please
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Owners R us.com
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I told you so. Didn´t I say as soon as he resigned there was summat afoot
Pope received news of his warrant of arrest before resignation
Pope received news of his warrant of arrest before resignation
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Shit will hit the fan.
I am going to start a new business selling soap. IT IS IN THE SHAPE OF THE POPE.
POPE ON A ROPE, ONLY FOR ADULTS, KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN
I am going to start a new business selling soap. IT IS IN THE SHAPE OF THE POPE.
POPE ON A ROPE, ONLY FOR ADULTS, KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN
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:hang: Pope on a rope..... 
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Religion, what a fecking nonsense , But they will all be piling in on sunday again,
, But they will all be piling in on sunday again,