Decorator joke.
Jim's Mrs says "you going to do the wallpapering in the lounge today" man says "what do you thing I am a Fecking decorator"
Wife says "can you re grout the bathroom" man says "what do you think I am a fecking tiler".
Wife says, " can you paint the front door", man "Do you think I am a fecking painter, I am gong down the pub".
Wife see's big John next door in the Garden and makes him a cuppa. She tells him of the jobs and he offers to do them.
Jim comes home and says"feck me all those jobs are done"
Wife says, " Big john came in for a cuppa and said he would do them so I offered him a blow job or a big chocolate sponge cake"
Jim says "that big John will do anything for a Choc Sponge"
Wife says, "what do you think I am a fecking Baker"
Jim's Mrs says "you going to do the wallpapering in the lounge today" man says "what do you thing I am a Fecking decorator"
Wife says "can you re grout the bathroom" man says "what do you think I am a fecking tiler".
Wife says, " can you paint the front door", man "Do you think I am a fecking painter, I am gong down the pub".
Wife see's big John next door in the Garden and makes him a cuppa. She tells him of the jobs and he offers to do them.
Jim comes home and says"feck me all those jobs are done"
Wife says, " Big john came in for a cuppa and said he would do them so I offered him a blow job or a big chocolate sponge cake"
Jim says "that big John will do anything for a Choc Sponge"
Wife says, "what do you think I am a fecking Baker"
