Brit dives in diving accident in Lanzerote

Scots holiday-maker got into difficulties on Saturday off Puerto del Carmen...BBC News

Dangerous business diving, Panic and its goodnight nurse,

I don't like all them beasties in the sea...

Once diving near Antibes in the south of France, cousin and me had them elastic harpoons and we were out lookin for feck knows to harpoon, anyway i got bored and sneaked up on cousin Mick, he shit his pants and spun round and let this thing go, just missed me, , silly boy,
that was a great holiday in the VW campers, first time i saw cousin Rosaleens threpenny's unleashed,
she had a great pair , although one nipple was inverted, i so wanted to suck it back out

Mcqueen wrote:Once diving near Antibes in the south of France, cousin and me had them elastic harpoons and we were out lookin for feck knows to harpoon, anyway i got bored and sneaked up on cousin Mick, he shit his pants and spun round and let this thing go, just missed me, , silly boy,
that was a great holiday in the VW campers, first time i saw cousin Rosaleens threpenny's unleashed,
she had a great pair , although one nipple was inverted, i so wanted to suck it back out

Haha!

Do you know i sometimes read thing back later and cant believe i said that She was a good catholic girl too

Too late! You're busted!