Message for Underdog !

Message finally sent! Whooopppeeee.

Thanks Lone Ranger for the tip!

I'l read it tomorro,

Underdog wrote:I'l read it tomorro,

The dotcom sorted it out LR!

Underdog wrote:I'l read it tomorro,

Take your time UD, my crystal ball says she is gonna ask you about your apartment and NOT FOR A DATE. But I've been known to be wrong.

Thrillseeker wrote:The dotcom sorted it out LR!

Good stuff E, glad you're sorted.

Gypsy wrote:

Take your time UD, my crystal ball says she is gonna ask you about your apartment and NOT FOR A DATE. But I've been known to be wrong.

Crystal balls working G, Bugger

Underdog wrote:
Crystal balls working G, Bugger

You're joking ....... No, bloody hell that's got to be a first.

That's it I'm going to get myself a job - palm reading in Los Cristianos.

bum syrup happens R, which week you sold?

Probably my week knowing that thick sod.

Perfectspecimen wrote:bum syrup happens R, which week you sold?

Due to inflation and such a good write up the price has just gone up by 100%.

4 euro a week then, still good.

I will have to get up early to beat the amount of money john Palmer managed to extract from people, Today he sits on his yacht in santa cruz, Crime dosent pay my arse

Topdog wrote:Probably my week knowing that thick sod.

You my good friend are staying in the 5* sea front delux apartment, The peasants stay in the 4* poolside apartment, So your week is safe, And the building work should be finished, dont panic, (yet)

Thanks mate................I panic not, man innit.

Underdog wrote:
You my good friend are staying in the 5* sea front delux apartment, The peasants stay in the 4* poolside apartment, So your week is safe, And the building work should be finished, dont panic, (yet)

Is that car sales talk???????????

innit wrote:

Is that car sales talk???????????

Yes, I have a lot more of it,

Blox, cockney slang for car sales talk.

Its all code to talk in front of victim - er customer

Car Sales natter.

Great Car -cut and shut
One previous owner -only one person ever had it serviced.
Great Drive - no brakes.
Absolute Bargain -complete rip off.
Long MOT - got a mate who does tickets.

Low mileage - been clocked
Lady driver -teenager run around
Good Runner --only down hill

No, you got it all wrong, You can not get away with selling soiled stock, Unless they have a tan, but thats another story, The worst culprits selling dodgy cars, are the general public, somebody will tell them there cars wont pass another mot, or it wants an engine, so they think its ok to swap it to you, wrong, Bassa's

Tested out the features in my new car today, amazed. Just tell it what to do. Said Climate, driver 17, passenger 20 and it made Jan's side 20 mine 17.
Then said phone, dial, home. It bloody phoned home.
So tried cd, cd, track, 14, born slippy started amazing.
Drives lovely.

Topdog wrote:Tested out the features in my new car today, amazed. Just tell it what to do. Said Climate, driver 17, passenger 20 and it made Jan's side 20 mine 17.
Then said phone, dial, home. It bloody phoned home.
So tried cd, cd, track, 14, born slippy started amazing.
Drives lovely.

You should have seen Reg he would have done you a better deal I bet. :Big Smile: