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    Post by Gypsy Fri 24 May 2013 - 9:36

    I picked up the following from facebook this morning and thought I would share it with you as I know some dont use facebook. It was posted by someone called Rob Green, but sounds as if it could be Jimbo!
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    I THINK THIS MAN HAS IT ALL COVERED. I COULDN'T SPOT ANYTHING HE LEFT OUT.

    "I am the Tory Party's Worst Nightmare. I am a White, Tax-Paying, God fearing English man. I am a hard working Brit and I work long hours to earn a living.

    I believe in God and the freedom of religion, but I don't push it on others. I believe in British products and buy them whenever I can.

    I believe the money I make belongs to me and not to some governmental functionary, to share with others who don't work!

    I think owning a home doesn't make you a capitalist; it makes you a smart Brit. I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything. Get over it. Join in with the majority!

    I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, you should do it in English. I believe there should be no other language option.

    I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to.

    My heroes are fellow Brits like Freddy Flintoff and Winston Churchill and I know I've missed a few thousand!!!!!

    I don't hate the rich. What I hate is the way they always manage to avoid paying proper taxes. I don't pity the poor, I just hate the way they are always moaning that they are hard done by!!

    I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time watching or arguing about it. I believe if you don't like the way things are here, go back to where you came from and change your own country!

    This is ENGLAND.....We like it the way it is and even more so the way it was...so stop trying to change it to look like some other socialist country! If you were born or legally migrated here and don't like it... you are free to move to any Socialist country that will have you. I believe it is time to really clean house, starting with the House of Commons, the seat of our biggest problems.

    I want to know where the "Do Gooders" get their money from, and why are they always part of the problem and not the solution? Can I get an AMEN on that one?

    I also think the cops have the right to pull you over if you're breaking the law, regardless of what race, colour or creed you are. And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my driving licence. I think it's good....

    I dislike those people trying to guilt me into making 'donations' to their cause....Get a job and support yourself and your family!

    I believe 'illegal' is illegal no matter what the lawyers think!

    I believe the Union Jack flag should be allowed to be flown anywhere in the United Kingdom !

    If this makes me a BAD Brit, then yes, I'm a BAD Brit. If you are a BAD Brit too, please forward this to everyone you know....

    We want our country back! My Country.....

    I hope this offends all illegal aliens.
    My great, great grandfather watched as his friends died in the Boer War. My grandfather watched and bled as his friends died in World Wars 1&2. I watched as my friends died in Sierra Leone Bosnia & Desert Storm. Our sons and daughters watched & bled as their friends died in Afghanistan and Iraq. None of them died for the Afghanistan and Iraq Flag. Every Briton died for the British flag.

    At one high school, foreign students raised a Middle East flag on a school flag pole. British students took it down. Guess who was expelled...the students who took it down. West London high school students were sent home, because they wore T-shirts with the Union Jack flag printed on them.

    What is going on?? What idiots do we have in authority?? Enough is enough.

    This message needs to be viewed by every Brit; and every Briton needs to stand up for Britain. We've bent over to appease the Brit-haters long enough. I'm taking a stand. I'm standing up because of the millions who died fighting in wars for this country, and for the British flag.

    And shame on anyone who tries to make this a racist message. IT IS NOT !

    Britons, stop giving away Your RIGHTS ! THIS IS OUR COUNTRY !

    This statement DOES NOT mean I'm against immigration !

    YOU ARE WELCOME HERE, IN MY COUNTRY, welcome to come legally:

    1. Get a sponsor !
    2. Learn the LANGUAGE, as immigrants have in the past!
    3. Live by OUR rules ! Dress as we Britons Do
    4. Get a job !
    5. Pay YOUR Taxes !
    6. No Social Security until you have earned it and paid for it !
    7. Find a place to lay your head !

    If you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone, then YOU'RE PART OF THE PROBLEM ! We've gone so far the other way... bent over backwards not to offend anyone.

    WAKE UP BRITAIN ! ! !

    If you do not Pass this on, may your fingers cramp !

    Made in BRITAIN & DAMN PROUD OF IT!!!!!"
    AMEN"
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    Post by Topdog Fri 24 May 2013 - 9:53

    Dame bloody right, I am re posting it on FB.
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    Post by Mcqueen Fri 24 May 2013 - 10:47

    People are right about me then, i am racist, british racist, i see in the news the EDL are called thugs, all because they took to the streets to protest about what is going on, they were rounded up by the poice and told to disperse,
    When it doe's kick off make sure you have freinds in the EDL because if you go marching down the street without them you will lose your head, nothing more sure, because when the going gets tough the police take 20 minutes to arrive, ever wonder why they respond to trouble with the sirens blaring ? thats so everybody has run away before they get there, We are in big trouble and its getting bigger every day,

    Steve McQueen news at 10,49am Great Britain
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Fri 24 May 2013 - 21:50

    Heard on the radio today some guy got nicked in Lincoln for putting racist/religous comments on facebook. I doubt they will find 12 muslim zealots to put on the jury in Lincoln so thats a not guilty then. More public money wasted. Lincoln has a law university too, good practice for the students. This government can make as many silly laws as they want, if 12 people say bollocks thats the end of that. Bring it on.
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Fri 24 May 2013 - 22:12

    Back to Lincoln again 2 jets got scrambled from there to intercept a Pakistan International Airways jet en route to Manchester. They escorted it to Stansted where 2 suntans were arrested for trying to get into cockpit. Shame they never got the chance to shoot it down. 300 in one hit. I THINK THIS MAN HAS IT ALL COVERED 294053457
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    Post by Mcqueen Fri 24 May 2013 - 22:29

    I THINK THIS MAN HAS IT ALL COVERED 3025408739, Saw one of the guys on the news, big beard and all that, had him put plastic bags on his hand and one of those white suits, then the bomb squad turned up, but dibble in charge said it wasnt a terrorist attack, My arse,
    Special runway there well away from anything, must have been expecting trouble then,
    Wonder what else they keep quiet I THINK THIS MAN HAS IT ALL COVERED 1498946960
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Fri 24 May 2013 - 22:38

    Riots in Sweden over immigration there. Pretty much a news blackout. Yeah, I THINK THIS MAN HAS IT ALL COVERED 3025408739 blacks out.........
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    Post by Topdog Fri 24 May 2013 - 23:45

    lot of foreigners in Tenerife, bloody French bloke ask me the way tonight, in French.
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    Post by 3rdforum Sat 25 May 2013 - 0:17

    Sacre bleu!! I THINK THIS MAN HAS IT ALL COVERED 2419626307
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    Post by Mcqueen Sat 25 May 2013 - 8:47

    Nah, White Dermo I THINK THIS MAN HAS IT ALL COVERED 3275847336
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    Post by Topdog Sat 25 May 2013 - 9:16

    Is Dermo Black then Reg?
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    Post by 3rdforum Sat 25 May 2013 - 10:37

    This was posted on Daryn's Majorca website. I think its beautiful

    Just out for a walk after an early stack
    Not looking for trouble, not watching my back
    Mothers with prams holding hands with their kids
    Not paying attention to the car as it skids
    Caught completely off guard not expecting what comes
    One man with a knife another with guns
    No chance of defence no chance to fight back
    Looking for help as the cowards attack
    An angel arrives as the light turns to grey
    A woman attempts to steer attackers away
    My last thought of 'Thank You' never strays from my brain
    As my body shuts down and I feel no more pain.

    I look to my left and I look to my right
    Thousands of squaddies are all that's in sight
    Uniforms are crisp and their faces are clean
    No sign of anger or hate to be seen
    As if by command they salute all as one
    The RSM smiles, says 'Welcome home son"
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Sat 25 May 2013 - 10:50

    All dead for sweet feck all. I too blame the government, successive ones since the Sixties. When we get invaded then all well and good but I can only remember that happening once in all that time.
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    Post by betty swollocks Mon 27 May 2013 - 12:42

    Perfectspecimen wrote: 300 in one hit. I THINK THIS MAN HAS IT ALL COVERED 294053457

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    Post by Guest Mon 27 May 2013 - 13:58

    oh ill join in them

    NIGGER GETS RUN OVER !!!

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    Post by Mcqueen Mon 27 May 2013 - 14:01

    Dubbed that word out last time i watched that on TV, I THINK THIS MAN HAS IT ALL COVERED 1498946960,
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    Post by Guest Mon 27 May 2013 - 14:17

    Mcqueen wrote:Dubbed that word out last time i watched that on TV, I THINK THIS MAN HAS IT ALL COVERED 1498946960,

    he is official called ´´digger´´ now

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    meanwhile in a land,far,far away

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