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    Gypsy
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    Spain Female Posts : 12655
    Join date : 2011-08-14
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    Post by Gypsy Wed 12 Jun 2013 - 11:03

    ARE YOU INSURED FOR SEX:?


    Make sure you get the Correct Insurance for the sex you are having
     
    Please find a list of companies below catering for most tastes: 
     
    Sex with your wife - Legal & General.
     
     Sex on the telephone - Direct Line.
     
    Sex with your Partner - Standard Life.
     
    Sex with someone Different - Go Compare.
     
    Sex with a lady of generous proportions - More Than.
     
    Sex On the back seat of a car - Sheila's Wheels.
     
    Sex with a posh bird - Privileged
     
    Sex with a prostitute- Commercial Union;
     
     Sex with your maid- Employer's Liability.
     
     Sex with an OAP - Saga !
     
     Sex resulting in pregnancy-  General Accident
     
     
    and finally
     
    Sex with a transvestite - confused.com 
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    BobMac
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    Scotland Male Posts : 517
    Join date : 2012-03-22
    Age : 78
    Location : Chelmsford
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    Post by BobMac Wed 12 Jun 2013 - 11:24

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    Perfectspecimen
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    Liechtenstein Male Posts : 14451
    Join date : 2011-08-15
    Age : 70
    Location : Cambs / Golf del Sur
    • Post n°3

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    Post by Perfectspecimen Wed 12 Jun 2013 - 18:51

    Taboo sex with our furry friends; Compare the Meerkat.

    Sex at sea; Navigators and General.
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    Adam Mint
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    Scotland Male Posts : 23101
    Join date : 2011-10-07
    Age : 59
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    Post by Adam Mint Thu 13 Jun 2013 - 8:37

    And not forgetting our Welsh friends...

    Sex with a sheep - NFU (National Farmers Union)
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    England Male Posts : 21262
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 65
    Location : England
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    Post by Topdog Thu 13 Jun 2013 - 9:40

    Very good...........................
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    Perfectspecimen
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    Liechtenstein Male Posts : 14451
    Join date : 2011-08-15
    Age : 70
    Location : Cambs / Golf del Sur
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Thu 13 Jun 2013 - 19:31

    Farmers and other rural types often cover their own family......Sex Insurance 1003453391  
    As well as their stock. :awake:
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