One For The Boys ...
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat
race , you're a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the
housework, you're a pansy. If you work too hard , there's never any
time for her. If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing
bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is
exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off
your lazy ass and find something better. If you get a promotion ahead
of her, that is favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you, its equal
opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks, its sexual harassment. If you keep
quiet, its male indifference. If you cry, you're a wimp. If you
don't,
you're an insensitive bar steward . If you make a decision without
consulting her, you're a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without
consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If SHE asks you, it's a favor. If you appreciate the female form and
frilly underwear, you're a pervert. Then again, if you do, you might
be gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape , you're
sexist. If you don't, you're unromantic. If you try to keep yourself
in shape, you're vain. If you don't, you're a slob. If you buy her
flowers, you've done something. If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself. If you
don't, you're not ambitious. If she has a headache, she's tired. If
you have a headache , you don't love her anymore.
If you want it too often, you're oversexed. If you don't, there must
be someone else.
Why do men die first? Because they want to.
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat
race , you're a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the
housework, you're a pansy. If you work too hard , there's never any
time for her. If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing
bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is
exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off
your lazy ass and find something better. If you get a promotion ahead
of her, that is favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you, its equal
opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks, its sexual harassment. If you keep
quiet, its male indifference. If you cry, you're a wimp. If you
don't,
you're an insensitive bar steward . If you make a decision without
consulting her, you're a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without
consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If SHE asks you, it's a favor. If you appreciate the female form and
frilly underwear, you're a pervert. Then again, if you do, you might
be gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape , you're
sexist. If you don't, you're unromantic. If you try to keep yourself
in shape, you're vain. If you don't, you're a slob. If you buy her
flowers, you've done something. If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself. If you
don't, you're not ambitious. If she has a headache, she's tired. If
you have a headache , you don't love her anymore.
If you want it too often, you're oversexed. If you don't, there must
be someone else.
Why do men die first? Because they want to.
I'm printing this off and sticking it on the fridge when I get home. I'll let you know how it goes! :Crazy: 
Is that your feminine side talking TD?
