The Irish have the lowest stress rate
Because they do not take medical terminology seriously ...
Because they do not take medical terminology seriously ...
| Medical Term | Irish Definition | |
| Artery | - | The study of paintings |
| Bacteria | - | Back door to cafeteria |
| Barium | - | What doctors do when patients die |
| Benign | - | What you be, after you be eight |
| Caesarean Section | - | A neighbourhood in Rome |
| Cat scan | - | Searching for Kitty |
| Cauterize | - | Made eye contact with her |
| Colic | - | A sheep dog |
| Coma | - | A punctuation mark |
| Dilate | - | To live long |
| Enema | - | Not a friend |
| Fester | - | Quicker than someone else |
| Fibula | - | A small lie |
| Impotent | - | Distinguished, well known |
| Labour Pain | - | Getting hurt at work |
| Medical Staff | - | A Doctor's cane |
| Morbid | - | A higher offer |
| Nitrates | - | Rates of Pay for Working at Night, Normally more money than Days |
| Node | - | I knew it |
| Outpatient | - | A person who has fainted |
| Pelvis | - | Second cousin to Elvis |
| Post Operative | - | A letter carrier |
| Recovery Room | - | Place to do upholstery |
| Rectum | - | Nearly killed him |
| Secretion | - | Hiding something |
| Seizure | - | Roman Emperor |
| Tablet | - | A small table |
| Terminal Illness | - | Getting sick at the airport |
| Tumour | - | One plus one more |
| Urine | - | Opposite of you're out |
