by Adam Mint Wed 17 Jul 2013 - 12:59
Bit like Mcqueen on this one, would stand for hours watching the sign-writer do our trucks, he was an old self employed guy, well past retiring age, brilliant sign-writer but had a problem with phone numbers, never got the same number on either side of the vehicle, sometime neither were right, if you caught his error in time he could wipe the wet paint off, but if it dried this resulted in parts of the truck having to be resprayed, expensive, he initially thought I was admiring his work, which I did, but then realized I was big brother, so he would then tell me to fu#k off, I would then discreetly walk past the job on a regular basis keeping an eye on him, he soon sussed this, but appreciated when I pointed out an error due to the grief it caused. He had done the companies trucks for years and did not therefore chalk out all the details, with the phone numbers he would chalk a top and bottom line, mark off on these lines with small ticks where each digit should go then just paint the phone numbers in freehand, this is where it would go wrong...
Fu#k knows how many business he was responsible for going bust as no one ever phoned them...