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    Post by Adam Mint Sun 28 Jul 2013 - 23:48

    Women...

    Look in the bathroom, men, soap and a razor blade, women, four fu#king ASDA shelfs of shite, difference between men and women, we moan when we don't get sex, they moan when they do, anyway, back to reason for post, she wakes up, spot of dirt in her foot, man, water, her, every fu# king product from ASDA, recon that bit of dirt cost £15, two rain forests and my temper........................................
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Mon 29 Jul 2013 - 12:36

    Steady on pal, she cant go to work with a spot of dirt in her foot can she?
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    Post by Adam Mint Mon 29 Jul 2013 - 13:11

    Had a bad bathroom day yesterday, as said she's got a can if every fu#king bathroom product lined up on a shelf above the sink, I make to get the toothpaste, accidentally bump the tin of whatever next to it, it hits over the next can etc, etc, domino effect,,, one hundred cotton buds fu#king everywhere, and to cap it all a can of deodorant hits the glass soap dish out of its metal holder, soap dish does a triple backflip dive in to the bath, smash,,, arghhh, could have been worse, baths still in one piece... The soap dish is part of a set, towel rail etc, and can't be purchased separately, double arghhh.....
    Been on e-bay, yip there's one there, postages going to cost more than the dish... 
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    Post by Mermaid Mon 29 Jul 2013 - 16:35

    oh dear Adam a bad day for you Women 2485877773
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Mon 29 Jul 2013 - 17:03

    Women 3025408739 Women 3025408739  Nearly pissed myself reading that lot! Women 2485877773 
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    Post by Mcqueen Mon 29 Jul 2013 - 17:03

    Bath Women 2419626307  We have one of those new type of shower things, The water come out of a garden watering can rose above you head, All you have in the bathroom is Brutt soap on a rope, Cans are for beans etc, Its the future
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    Post by Gypsy Mon 29 Jul 2013 - 17:55

    Is this woman a new addition in your life Adam, can't remember you mentioning her before and you seem unaccustomed to what ladies find as normal in the bathroom??
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    Post by Mcqueen Mon 29 Jul 2013 - 17:57

    Bathroom each, its the only answer, Trust me, Its todays top tip,
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    Post by searcher Mon 29 Jul 2013 - 18:05

    Know exactly where you are coming from Adam but you are having it bloody easy mate I have two daughters as well ,so you can multiply your problems by three and you,ll get an idea what I had to put up with, shear heaven now ,everything is out of sight so you can,t knock anything over  Hi
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    Post by Adam Mint Mon 29 Jul 2013 - 18:09

    Known her for some time just seeing a bit more of her lately, must be the good weather...
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Mon 29 Jul 2013 - 18:11

    Once she susses out you're a crabbie git she'll do a runner....Women 3025408739 
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    Post by Adam Mint Mon 29 Jul 2013 - 18:14

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    Post by Mcqueen Mon 29 Jul 2013 - 18:16

    The Lone Ranger wrote:Once she susses out you're a crabbie git she'll do a runner....Women 3025408739 

    Women 2485877773  I thought to myself i would like to meet her, Broad shoulders and that
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    Post by Adam Mint Mon 29 Jul 2013 - 18:18

    If it were just her shoulders that were broad..................................

    Women 506932706 ouch, ouch, ouch...
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    Post by Adam Mint Mon 29 Jul 2013 - 18:29

    Mcqueen wrote:Bathroom each, its the only answer, Trust me, Its todays top tip,

     We have one each, but I'm fu#ked if I'm walking two miles back to my place for a piss...
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    Post by Mcqueen Mon 29 Jul 2013 - 20:03

    Adam Mint wrote:
    Mcqueen wrote:Bathroom each, its the only answer, Trust me, Its todays top tip,

     We have one each, but I'm fu#ked if I'm walking two miles back to my place for a piss...

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