ATHEISTS,

Today in the Mail   Atheists have a higher IQ level, They tend to be more intelligent because they dismiss Religious beliefs as irrational, unscientific and untestable,
What have i been telling you lot for years   Get a grip, its nonsense, all of it, every little bit and scrap,

What a load of bollix, any intelligent pastafarian knows that the meat ball is king

Poor old Cams on a diet of vegetables, specially this week. Trish is in charge of the card.

nothing wrong with veggies. You don't need meat all the time  

I like a bit on a regular basis...

Can you be Gay and vegetarian, just asking. 

So on that basis women who are vegetarians dont do blow jobs then? Meat is nice, and tasty. Sometimes I eat fish.......

So di lesbians,  

Carpet munching we used to call that in the old days. Of course carpets gone out of fashion now, all smooth laminate innit.
Some women I have noticed only do blow jobs on first dates, then they seem to lose the inclination. Probably why there are so many single mothers out there.

Two lesbian deaf girls walking along the road, one had her hand down the others knickers, I said,"what you up to" she replied, lip reading.

Do you make these jokes up yourself Kev?

I worry about him sometimes, He seemed more well adjusted when he worked, Now he has Albert and Jan to listen to all day,

Dementia is coming in with the grey hair and baldness then. Talks to deaf people and waves at the blind.