"I said to the gym instructor, 'can you teach me to do the splits?' He said "how flexible are you"
I said "I cant make Tuesdays"
Sometimes i drink my whisky neat, Other times i take my tie off and leave my shirt out,
I was cleaning out the attic with my wife, filthy dirty and covered in cobwebs, But she's good with the kids,
I went into a pet shop, I said "Can i buy a gold fish" The guy said "Do you want an aquarium?"
I said " I dont care what star sign it is"
I said "I cant make Tuesdays"
Sometimes i drink my whisky neat, Other times i take my tie off and leave my shirt out,
I was cleaning out the attic with my wife, filthy dirty and covered in cobwebs, But she's good with the kids,
I went into a pet shop, I said "Can i buy a gold fish" The guy said "Do you want an aquarium?"
I said " I dont care what star sign it is"