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    Tommy Cooper

    Mcqueen
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    England Male Posts : 30546
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 70
    Location : England
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    Tommy Cooper Empty Tommy Cooper

    Post by Mcqueen Sun 22 Sep 2013 - 9:29

    "I said to the gym instructor, 'can you teach me to do the splits?' He said "how flexible are you"
    I said "I cant make Tuesdays" Tommy Cooper 3025408739 

    Sometimes i drink my whisky neat, Other times i take my tie off and leave my shirt out, Tommy Cooper 3025408739 

    I was cleaning out the attic with my wife, filthy dirty and covered in cobwebs, But she's good with the kids, Tommy Cooper 3025408739 

    I went into a pet shop, I said "Can i buy a gold fish" The guy said "Do you want an aquarium?"
    I said " I dont care what star sign it is" Tommy Cooper 3025408739 
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    Campbell Brodie
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    Scotland Male Posts : 59106
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 69
    Location : Scotland
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    Tommy Cooper Empty Re: Tommy Cooper

    Post by Campbell Brodie Sun 22 Sep 2013 - 10:44

    Haha! Brilliant! When I read them I do it in a Tommy Cooper accent! Tommy Cooper 2485877773 
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