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M42 closed for SECOND day as police negotiate with man threatening to jump off bridge - Mirror Online

Well, well, well.   (Should have used that for the previous post but never mind.)  Aren't our Police wonderful, push the kent off. I need to get to that bloody airport on Tuesday morning.

Thought that would have been sufficient time to get a big mattress thingy underneath by now...

It is plainly pathetic. Now if I was at the head of that tailback I would be having a word with my fellow 'prisoners'. In 10 minutes I'm driving off, you lot follow me........

Open again. You're OK for airport Vince...BBC News

Over 26 hours! What a fecking mess. Head cop says hes proud of his negotiating team, first class c**t.

Considerate and ecological way to commit suicide: Come to Wisbech where you will find numerous outlets selling unpronuncible brands of vodka for £7, buy and consume 2 in the local park where you certainly wont be alone in your sadness. Walk/stumble to town bridge at high tide and climb over edge. Jump into River Nene as soon as water starts to flow nicely to the North. Totally painless, if a little nippy, you will be unconscious in 15 seconds and dead in two minutes where your body can float nicely down into The Wash at the entrance to which the numerous nosey seals will clap their flippers in joy and consume your sad body.

Theres something beautiful yet disturbing about that

  I had one on the M20 just as he started, I swerved the Kent, I muttered I'm busy i havent time for that shite today  

M20? probably a pie key hiding from the law. 

Message to Government: Can you please get the direction signs converted to Romanian on the motorways, I dont want them turning up round my way by mistake. And specifically where it says 'The North' change that to Shangri-La.

Yip saw that one, copied it, then couldn't find the thread relating to it...

Got stuck in one on the M6 heading south one day, think it was Keele services, twat had got himself on to the roof of the covered bridge that joins both sides of the services and was running back and forward threatening to jump...

Do it, do it you twat...

About three hours if I recall correct...

Listen to the cop, we move it through the day coc cars are coing high speeds at night, bollocks, get a few police cars behind it with the blue lights in, everyone slows down...

Sort it...