Michael O'Leary's Take On Xmas

Goes in to pub last night, four friends sitting at a table, two of them are in our quiz team, a girl and a guy, not involved with each other in any way other than friends, I say to girl surprised to see you here tonight, she normally does church things on a Sunday, she says just on way home from church, thought I'd drop in, as she's saying this she starts rummaging in her bag, pulls out a leaflet, I can see the word "church" on the leaflet, I tell her I'm not interested, she starts to explain the leaflets about her church selling Christmas cards to raise funds, I tell her I don't send Christmas cards, it's a load of shit and ain't real, informing her that all her and her religious cronies ever do is cause trouble and start wars, now put your propaganda leaflet away and change the subject, I'm not interested,,, she looks at me with a sad downtrodden expression, points at the other member of our quiz team and says he's just told me exactly the same as you have,,, gotta have some intelligent people in our quiz team I tell her...
Her and another one of the girls in the team have been tainted with the religious bug, if they start on about it on quiz nights the rest of us just start yawning, stretching our arms and making zzz noises, they get the hint, shame, a couple of nice girls, just brainwashed...

Are they worth one  

Oh yeah, wouldn't have them in team otherwise...

Plus the fact ones a head teacher and expert witness in child education maters, while the other teaches business studies, business law and economics...

Well we need someone in the team with a bit brains, the rest of us study art, well more the artists, well piss artists...