Happy Birthday Jesus, even though you died 1980 years ago. Got to hand it to you, nice job. 
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Happy Birthday.
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Numpty. Not Jesus...you! 
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Did he die in 1980
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Sorry I'm late hope you had a nice birthday Jesus and enjoyed your pressi 
You are fortunate that with the crap on the telly tonight you can turning water into wine so at least you don´t have to sit there sober and suffer it.
You are fortunate that with the crap on the telly tonight you can turning water into wine so at least you don´t have to sit there sober and suffer it.
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I've got MTV Xmas songs on...
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I am called Mary and also a virgin
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Topdog wrote:Did he die in 1980
No Mary, he died 1,980 years ago, allegedly.........
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Give or take a few months between Dec and Mar/April (Easter) It was presents all the way, from gold frankincense and myrrh to Cadbury's cream eggs.
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Just Googled Myrrh, apparently its used to treat among other things Asthma and hemorrhoids. Nowadays babies get a dummy and a rattle, thats progress then. 
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Perfectspecimen wrote:Just Googled Myrrh, apparently its used to treat among other things Asthma and hemorrhoids. Nowadays babies get a dummy and a rattle, thats progress then.
So is that where knowing the difference between your arse and your elbow helps.
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Some people can lick their own elbow, I cant even lick the tip of my nose.
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Probably lick yer own arse though, you old dog, sorry seadog