Bit sad I know but the tele was shite last night so thought I would see if I recognise any celebs on big bruvver. Well bugger me, Jim Davidson! Looking old and fat now but hes already slipped up calling an American model a Yank! Maybe not racist but certainly derogatory. I would have gone further and called her a right slapper, shes had her tits out 3 times on the first night. 
Think she fancies a bit of fun with Sam, the bright girl on Only Way is Essex, or anyone really. Evander Holyfield and Lionel Blair I could recognise, and some young twat with a silly haircut and a tattoo on his neck I would like to slap. And some old woman who talks incessantly I'd like to gag............Think I'll watch the old news on Dave TV then. 
Think she fancies a bit of fun with Sam, the bright girl on Only Way is Essex, or anyone really. Evander Holyfield and Lionel Blair I could recognise, and some young twat with a silly haircut and a tattoo on his neck I would like to slap. And some old woman who talks incessantly I'd like to gag............Think I'll watch the old news on Dave TV then. 
I never watch stuff like that,Just good old fashioned educational stuff,