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    McTavish's Will

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    Scotland Male Posts : 517
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    Post by BobMac Mon 10 Feb 2014 - 19:48


    Edinburgh man Wullie McTavish is on his deathbed, and knows the end is near.  He is with the nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons.
     
    "So", he says to them:   "Bernie, I want you to take the Baid Hills houses."
     
    "Sybil, you can have  the flats over in Morningside and Bruntsfield.
     
    "Tam, I want you to take the offices in Charlotte Square".
     
    "Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings in the New Town."
     
    The nurse is just blown away by all this, and as Wullie slips away, she says, Mrs McTavish, your husband  must have been such a hard working man to have accumulated all this property." 
     
    Sarah replies,  "Property? .........the bugger has a paper-round!"  
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    England Male Posts : 30546
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    Post by Mcqueen Mon 10 Feb 2014 - 19:58

    McTavish's Will 2472758156   McTavish's Will 3025408739 
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    Scotland Male Posts : 59106
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Mon 10 Feb 2014 - 20:05

    McTavish's Will 3025408739  McTavish's Will 3025408739
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    Scotland Female Posts : 10439
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    Post by Mermaid Mon 10 Feb 2014 - 20:47

    brilliant
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    Ireland Male Posts : 22953
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    Post by 3rdforum Mon 10 Feb 2014 - 21:03

    McTavish's Will 3025408739  McTavish's Will 3025408739
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    Post by Gypsy Mon 10 Feb 2014 - 22:28

    Oh bugger my sides are aching, that was so funny.  McTavish's Will 2485877773 McTavish's Will 2485877773 
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    Scotland Male Posts : 7625
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    Post by searcher Mon 10 Feb 2014 - 23:24

    It's true what they say about Edinburgh folk "FUR COAT AND NAE KNICKERS" big paper round though  McTavish's Will 3025408739
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