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    Liechtenstein Male Posts : 14451
    Join date : 2011-08-15
    Age : 70
    Location : Cambs / Golf del Sur
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Tue 11 Mar 2014 - 1:03

    Went in the other day, had to buy a tax disc for Patsys car, luckily it only costs half as much as mine, both estate cars similar size, both diesels, hers does about 10 times as many miles as mine so wheres the justice in that? I know, I have to go to the doctors and pretend I'm disabled, then its totally free! What a fecking mess. Anyway, I digress, spotted a free Ukip paper on the counter, was just about to pick up a copy but the Post Mistress is a suntan.  Post Office........ 2419626307  I'm ashamed to say I never got a copy. At the time I was guessing she wasnt of the Muslim persuasion but who knows? Dont take long to get Anglicised does it? I'm just having disturbing visions of Reg opening his front door to a canvassing UKIP candidate with a pronounced suntan.  Post Office........ 3025408739
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    England Male Posts : 30546
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    Age : 70
    Location : England
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    Post by Mcqueen Tue 11 Mar 2014 - 7:52

    Post Office........ 1498946960  Been reading the Mail about what happened to that head mistress, Shocking
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    England Male Posts : 21262
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    Age : 65
    Location : England
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    Post by Topdog Tue 11 Mar 2014 - 9:47

    Most people here have suntan
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    Scotland Male Posts : 7625
    Join date : 2012-09-18
    Age : 80
    Location : edinburgh
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    Post by searcher Tue 11 Mar 2014 - 15:37

    Haven't heard of anyone who goes to the post office to tax a car for 10 or more years now, seems odd .
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    England Male Posts : 21262
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    Location : England
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    Post by Topdog Tue 11 Mar 2014 - 15:45

    He is
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    England Male Posts : 30546
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    Post by Mcqueen Tue 11 Mar 2014 - 17:11

    Vince is not on the radar, He wears carbon fibre clothes too  Post Office........ 1498946960 
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    Ireland Male Posts : 22953
    Join date : 2011-08-30
    Age : 54
    Location : Ireland
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    Post by 3rdforum Tue 11 Mar 2014 - 17:55

    is he the Stig???
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    England Male Posts : 30546
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    Post by Mcqueen Tue 11 Mar 2014 - 18:00

    Nah, I'm the Stig  Post Office........ 1483819851 
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    Liechtenstein Male Posts : 14451
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    Location : Cambs / Golf del Sur
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Tue 11 Mar 2014 - 18:20

    Money laundering innit, cash is King.
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    England Male Posts : 21262
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    Post by Topdog Tue 11 Mar 2014 - 18:26

    Money laundering, he gets too pissed and leave yer wallet in yer trous, then wash em
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