This Is Our England.

Postman has just delivered a special edition of The Sun. Free historic edition for 22 million homes it says. All about our glorious footie team I suspect but I have just been studying the montage of famous English peeps on the front page.   
I see Joey Essex has made it far left and far right Jimmy Savile, pixellated.....   
Just about sums up our wonderful nation.  

Lucky bas#ard, at least you ain't got that twat Salmonds mugshot to look at...

I was looking for Andy Murray and Rod Stewart, nah, not there. Its not Savile anyway, Banksy incognito. Artist you know, like Rolf. Anyway somebody called Steve McQueen in there, not the one I know though, probably just a token.  

Was my photo in it?    

The Old boy from Wonga wasnt there. No Loan Arrangers at all.

He's good on the guitar old Earl...  

That old bird can strum too......