A blurred judgement

What the feck is a blurred judgement, That MP fox saying that ?,
In laymans terms he means, Look ive been caught on the fiddle with the rest of them, Plus I'm gay, And i'm doing my best mate, And i want the tax payers to fund
Flying him around the world, So we can get cozy, Friggin el, Why dont they deep clean the blady lot of them, How much doe's that crew cost us, I dont take a lot of notice of what they say, Because i might aswell listen to my cat, But i do remember cameron saying that there will be none of that in his goverment, Also blair said it, Politics, Its just one big gravy train for the boys, i bet they laugh their cocks off at us poor souls, working our nads off, Selling off the energy companys
Etc, What a blady stupid thing to do, I read today how much money they are making, also transport, Trains, bus's, Anything we really need, sold off, It just beggars belief,

Reg for President..............nice speech Uncle.

Take it easy Reg...just same old, same old pal. They can't pay us peanuts now so they just take bigger profits.

Some facts just gleaned from internet. MPs pay, £65,738. Cabinet ministers pay, £134,000. Plus of course those nice expenses. One example, 40p per mile for driving a car, and 20p per mile for riding a bike! And the most generous pension scheme in the land (about 4 times better than a really good one). See Reg, you should have been an MP. My favourite MP is Dennis Skinner, he never misses a session and has been suspended at least 10 times for 'un-parliamentary' behaviour. And my least favourite, slimeball 'Two Jags' John Prescott.

Be an MP ?, Wages are crap, No seriously, One thing i am is straight talking, (dont know if you noticed), i couldnt do that job, I'm too honest, Sometimes i could punch myself i'm so honest, I listen to dishonest car dealers and the public telling me how wonderfull their part exchanges are, I just want to shout feck off you liar, You know and i know whats up with the blady thing and your trying to palm it off on me, Sometimes they ask is there anything wrong with this car, and i go, "Yeh this is noisy, bit of rust coming through here, plus the wotsit rattles, I think thats why i dont struggle to sell anything, they must think blimey he didnt have to tell us that,
So i wouldnt make a good MP, i would be black balled, Like skinner, Like being banned from 2 forums, I say how it is, sometimes thats not good, But i sleep at night ,And i care about people, Except a certain lot, but lets not go there, And i didnt just wake up like that, They brought it on themselves,

Ounce of's then.........

Well said Reg, I am with you 110%, trouble is people don´t like hearing straight talk they rather waffle around, say what they think people want to hear in the hope that it makes them seem like nice people when in fact they are really two faced and just out for themselves. The funny part about it is that they don´t realise the rest of us can see them for what they really are - talk about rose tinted glasses.

At least something is straight about you.

You cant be talking about me Gypsy, nearly started WW3 in the pub last night. They wont ban me cos they are God parents to my grandkids, hehe......

Which is why MP'S get elected Gypsy, because some will believe the same old shite on a different piece of paper.

I don´t think anyone on this forum (at least those who post) can be accused of using weasel words, that is probably why so many of you have been banned or lambasted elsewhere because despite everything they know you tell it like it is and they would rather be taken in knowingly or unknowingly by the brown nosed parasites that hang around hoping to be important by association.

Can someone hand me that bottle of gin my glass needs refilling Ta!

True words Gypsy. 900 up for me.

Ive said this before, How many people have true friends, We all think we have a dozen or so, Nah, Can you tell them there wrong and survive it, No they go off sulking, and bad mouth you to somebody else, You do one thing wrong, Like be in the wrong forum, Your history, Like the friendship, Sad but true, I have 2 mates of 40 odd years, tel them anything, they ask me to be honest , Maybe about their new girlfriend, i tell them straight, They may go quiet, But they asked, and got it, What about the girl that works with janet, Or did, Known her all her life, caught robbing £250 to £300 k,out the firm, Evil thing to do after they all dropped a day to keep her job, People eh, You just dont know, So be straight if they dont like it, their problem, And it wont be yours, Good friends are hard to find, just like your spouse, I just woke janet up and told her how lucky she is, Forget what she muttered back ?

Gin, blimey vicious tongue on Gin, that's suicide fluid. Nicely said though, do the Tarot cards tell you what may be said by the parasites when they read it.

Is that why maltloaf is brown ?,

Underdog wrote:Ive said this before, How many people have true friends, We all think we have a dozen or so, Nah, Can you tell them there wrong and survive it, No they go off sulking, and bad mouth you to somebody else, You do one thing wrong, Like be in the wrong forum, Your history, Like the friendship, Sad but true, I have 2 mates of 40 odd years, tel them anything, they ask me to be honest , Maybe about their new girlfriend, i tell them straight, They may go quiet, But they asked, and got it, What about the girl that works with janet, Or did, Known her all her life, caught robbing £250 to £300 k,out the firm, Evil thing to do after they all dropped a day to keep her job, People eh, You just dont know, So be straight if they dont like it, their problem, And it wont be yours, Good friends are hard to find, just like your spouse, I just woke janet up and told her how lucky she is, Forget what she muttered back ?

Blimey a real night of speeches tonight.

True friends, had a school friend and neighbour for years, went our separate ways, as you do. Paths crossed really pleased to see each other, still had that greatness about us. When my Dad died from nowhere he turned up and was brilliant, when my Mum died he was living 300 miles away but just turned up and offered his hand, even though he had a severe kidney infection.
What did I offer him back as this is probably my closest and best friend ever, a kidney. He didn't need it as his brother matched and asked me if I minded. See him now and then and we don't phone each other but something happens we are there.

Topdog wrote:Gin, blimey vicious tongue on Gin, that's suicide fluid. Nicely said though, do the Tarot cards tell you what may be said by the parasites when they read it.

Sorry about that drink talking, seems it happened in a couple of posts on here last night. Tarot cards said if they get their kicks by peeking let them get on with it who are we to spoil their fun. They will enhance and repeat which will make them feel important or get sympathy depending whether they want to be hero or victim. Sad bar stewards.

Apologies again, got one hell of a headache

Did you not see the headcahe coming and take something. Get Cru to go in boots and get you some PROPAIN, for the future, brilliant stuff.

Have you got shares in that stuff Kev. I remember you telling me to take some once as well...

Gypsy wrote:


Sorry about that drink talking, seems it happened in a couple of posts on here last night. Tarot cards said if they get their kicks by peeking let them get on with it who are we to spoil their fun. They will enhance and repeat which will make them feel important or get sympathy depending whether they want to be hero or victim. Sad bar stewards.

Apologies again, got one hell of a headache

Cant see anything to apologise for, Seemed perfect sense to me, And i dont drink. Let it out lass,

Honest truth, nah, but this is as true as the day is long and swear on my granddaughters life, I co designed it. When I worked for C. Pharm I was in the granulation department as team leader after a couple of years. We had this product that was a big struggle to stabilize so I did the production design work on it to make it form a tablet. So a bit proud of it and it does a great job. Kev

Topdog wrote:Did you not see the headcahe coming and take something. Get Cru to go in boots and get you some PROPAIN, for the future, brilliant stuff.

Doesn´t that give you gas ..... Oh different spelling :Big Smile:

Gypsy wrote:


Sorry about that drink talking, seems it happened in a couple of posts on here last night. Tarot cards said if they get their kicks by peeking let them get on with it who are we to spoil their fun. They will enhance and repeat which will make them feel important or get sympathy depending whether they want to be hero or victim. Sad bar stewards.

Apologies again, got one hell of a headache

no sympatathy here , and btw i never had a drink last night mum.

Topdog wrote:Honest truth, nah, but this is as true as the day is long and swear on my granddaughters life, I co designed it. When I worked for C. Pharm I was in the granulation department as team leader after a couple of years. We had this product that was a big struggle to stabilize so I did the production design work on it to make it form a tablet. So a bit proud of it and it does a great job. Kev

I'll have to see if I can find some and give it a go. I usually take paracetamol.

take one before you go to sleep with a mere sip of water, wake up right as rain, or I do. I am not responsible for anyone that decides to take them though, its your choice and you should always abide by the instructions on the packet for all medicines, phew thats the disclaimer bit done.