by Adam Mint Fri 5 Sep 2014 - 19:18
Was at a works night out some years back, wore suits back then, group of us heading home trying to get a taxi with no luck, I need a piss, were walking adjacent to a railway line, I jump the wall expecting to land on the banking on the other side, boy did I pick the wrong place to jump the wall, just where the banking was dug away for the line to go under a bridge, fifteen foot or so drop,,, but I was lucky, laded on a bush,,, well not that lucky,,, it was a gorse bush... The big thorns were easy to get rid of, but the baby ones,,, my suit was impregnated with them, every time I wore it more seemed to appear...