Bottled Water...

Annies son (17) decides tap water is shit and will only drink bottled water,,,  I say to Annie  there's nothing wrong with the tap water, if he wants bottled water let him buy it himself,,, but no, last ASDA shop a pack of four times two litre bottles of mineral water are purchased,,, so what do I do,,, every time he cracks one open and puts it in the fridge, I behind his back tip the contents down the sink and refill with tap water,,, last night he runs out of "bottled water" and has to revert to tap water, oh the protests, tastes shit etc, etc,,, I say nothing, I want a bigger audience around when I revile the truth,,, I'll pick my moment...

Teenagers If he had to buy it himself,
Our Toby is 41, he still hangs on to his mother She isnt doing him any favours,
Its because we got feck all from our parents, Do you want a bit more gravy love
GRAVY!!! i'll give you gravy No thanks mum i have enough ,
I once took his knife and fork away and told him to do one
They look at you like you have horns,

Interestingly, I used to work with someone who had a holiday job in a bottling plant for one of the big bottled water suppliers and he assured us that the water which went into the bottles was actually mains water supply passed through some filters.

Adam Mint wrote:Annies son (17) decides tap water is shit and will only drink bottled water,,,  I say to Annie  there's nothing wrong with the tap water, if he wants bottled water let him buy it himself,,, but no, last ASDA shop a pack of four times two litre bottles of mineral water are purchased,,, so what do I do,,, every time he cracks one open and puts it in the fridge, I behind his back tip the contents down the sink and refill with tap water,,, last night he runs out of "bottled water" and has to revert to tap water, oh the protests, tastes shit etc, etc,,, I say nothing, I want a bigger audience around when I revile the truth,,, I'll pick my moment...

He will kill you when he finds out. Does Annie know what you are doing.

She does now...

Has he not found your cans of beer yet? That would be much worse......

Beer,,, he's seventeen, wouldn't be seen dead drinking beer,,, Blue Wickeds, Vodka, etc, yip, but beer, nah, old mans drink innit...

Adam Mint wrote:Beer,,, he's seventeen, wouldn't be seen dead drinking beer,,, Blue Wickeds, Vodka, etc, yip, but beer, nah, old mans drink innit...

get him some peckham feckin spring that would sort him out

Lovely jubbly. 

Perfectspecimen wrote:Lovely jubbly. 

you know it makes sense 

Jeez, one of my favourite sayings...... One day I will make up one of my own Rodney.....

Perfectspecimen wrote:Jeez, one of my favourite sayings...... One day I will make up one of my own Rodney.....