Knew I should have patented my idea...

How it works (my idea), you open the jar, let's say on the first of  September,I Check the label, it says  "Once opened keep refrigerated and use within two weeks", so I take a pen and write "14/09/14" on it,,, simples innit...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-business-29741564

We wait until mouldy then lob it

Oh, I do that as well, but atl least I know when I should have used it by...

"Does that smell all right to you?" "Yeah". "OK, we'll have that then". Simples...

Guy i know said he was thinking of turning veggy, So we all leave road kill on his desk now,
This morning he said this is getting beyond a joke, he went and bought a pork pie and said please i didnt mean it,
Probably the deer that bob left him tipped him over the edge It was a big fecker

never eaten deer. wonder what its like?

Dont think i have either, well i never asked for it but some take away will have slipped it in me,
Bobs plenty to go at

Venison stew or casserole is great! Try it guys, you won't be disappointed!

Oh Dear

Ask for a Bambi burger...

I had a horse burger in France once. Didn't know what it was til after. I just thought it was a bit chewy, bit like the way i cook stuff at home.

Ney

Bambi pan fried with red wine jus, yum...

Adam Mint wrote:Bambi pan fried with red wine jus, yum...

Sounds braw!