by Mcqueen Sat 22 Nov 2014 - 19:55
Exactly like my Eric 18 years ago, I have a photo somewhere, I had a new roof put on the house and one of the blokes threw a slate off the roof at him and killed him,
The young lad working for the firm told me what happened, he was really upset,
Obviously i waited for them to finish my roof, so he calls round to get paid and i asked him to come in and locked the door behind him,
He went a funny colour when the (lets say door security guy) came from the other room and told him we knew what happened,
Outcome was he had a bowel movement, massively reduced my price of my roof, started beefing and asked for mercy,
Turned up the next day with a kitten we called smudge,
A Week later Janet ran over the little fecker
Cheap roof shame about the cats