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    Post by 3rdforum Wed 28 Jan 2015 - 16:02

    From a member of Daryn's Majorca forum



    Mr Cadbury met Mss Rowntree on a Double Decker. It was After Eight. They got off at Quality Street. He asked her name. "Polo, I'm the one with the hole" she said with a Wispa. "I'm Marathon, the one with the nuts" he replied. He touched her Creme Eggs and slipped his hand into her Snickers. He fondled her Flap Jacks and she rubbed his Tic Tacs. It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight. But 3 days later his sherbet dib dab started to itch. Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett and he's got bloody Allsorts.
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    Post by maxheadroom Wed 28 Jan 2015 - 17:06

    “I heard a rumor that Cadbury`s are bringing out an oriental chocolate bar. Could be called a Chinese Wispa.”
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    Post by Mcqueen Wed 28 Jan 2015 - 17:09

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    Post by maxheadroom Wed 28 Jan 2015 - 17:34

    I think that Scotland should have remained out of the UK until they learn how to say "Cadbury Curly Wurly", "Murder" and "Burglar Alarm" properly.  Bitter Sweet 426031496
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    Post by Gypsy Wed 28 Jan 2015 - 19:09

    maxheadroom wrote:I think that Scotland should have remained out of the UK until they learn how to say "Cadbury Curly Wurly", "Murder" and "Burglar Alarm" properly.  Bitter Sweet 426031496

    ROFL.   You could get yourself banned before you even get going.  Did nobody tell you that the strap line for the forum is Glesga and beyond....
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Wed 28 Jan 2015 - 19:20

    Buns Night is good, if you like haggis n nips.........
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Wed 28 Jan 2015 - 20:00

    Awainbileyerheids!
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    Post by Mcqueen Wed 28 Jan 2015 - 20:09

    The Lone Ranger wrote:Awainbileyerheids!
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Wed 28 Jan 2015 - 20:22

    Think we gotta boil our heads Reg. Talking of boiling are you snowed in yet up North?
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    Post by Mcqueen Wed 28 Jan 2015 - 20:38

    We have a light dusting of snow Bitter Sweet 3025408739 Probably 2 feet deep, but its still at it snowplough
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    Post by maxheadroom Wed 28 Jan 2015 - 20:50

    For anyone wondering what you get for donating to the UK Government, below is a handy price breakdown.

    Dinner with the Prime Minister David Cameron = £1 Million.

    Dinner with the Chancellor George Osborne = £750,000.

    Dinner with Nick Clegg = Half a bag of chips and a Cadbury´s Curly Wurly  Bitter Sweet 3541198291
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    Post by 3rdforum Wed 28 Jan 2015 - 22:38

    TVT's cousin! Bitter Sweet 3025408739
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    Post by Mcqueen Thu 29 Jan 2015 - 8:16

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