5 posters
The Lone Ranger
Campbell Brodie-
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Join date : 2011-08-13
Age : 69
Location : Scotland
Mcqueen-
Posts : 30546
Join date : 2011-08-13
Age : 70
Location : England
I wondered where that was heading
Adam Mint-
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Join date : 2011-10-07
Age : 59
Well I thought ot that being the punchline about halfway through reading it, but thought no, it's got to be better than that,,, it wasn't...
Campbell Brodie-
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Join date : 2011-08-13
Age : 69
Location : Scotland
I just put it on because it was making fun of The Lone Ranger... 
Adam Mint-
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Join date : 2011-10-07
Age : 59
We can do that just fine without your help...
tonto-
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Join date : 2011-09-06
Age : 45
Leave Kemo Sabe alone or I'll scalp you...Adam Mint wrote:We can do that just fine without your help...
Adam Mint-
- Posts : 23101
Join date : 2011-10-07
Age : 59
Talking about scalping, I normally go to a barbers in near where I live for my haircuts, then just before Christmas I was up at Annie's , was walking past a barbers up there and decided haircut time, two guys working in the place speak little or no English,,, "What number you want", I just want a normal hair cut mate, again "What number you want", again I say just a normal haircut,,, "I start with number two" he says switching the comb bit to the trimming machine, me thinking he's going to do the back and sides with it as some barbers do, but no, fu#k me he circumnavigated my head with the thing, looks as if I'd been run over by a lawnmower,,, well it's past the point of no return now, came out scalped I did...
So it's back to the normal barber for the next few cuts,,, then lazy fecker me is passing the place the other day, needed a haircut so in I go, he asks what I want doing, just a normal haircut, leave about a inch on the top and just trim the back and sides, and don't use the trimmer thing, he looks at me confused, I repeat myself, he holds up a pair of scissors and says you want me to use these, yes I say,,, he then repeats himself "scissors", "scissors",,, I say yes again,,, done a good job he did...
So it's back to the normal barber for the next few cuts,,, then lazy fecker me is passing the place the other day, needed a haircut so in I go, he asks what I want doing, just a normal haircut, leave about a inch on the top and just trim the back and sides, and don't use the trimmer thing, he looks at me confused, I repeat myself, he holds up a pair of scissors and says you want me to use these, yes I say,,, he then repeats himself "scissors", "scissors",,, I say yes again,,, done a good job he did...
Campbell Brodie-
- Posts : 59106
Join date : 2011-08-13
Age : 69
Location : Scotland
Once they get the idea what you want they're pretty good! 
Mcqueen-
- Posts : 30546
Join date : 2011-08-13
Age : 70
Location : England
I just get back and sides 
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