Cameron decides to fly the cabinet up to Scotland on a fact finding mission to find out why the SNP done so well in the election,,, pilot screws up and flys straight in to a hillside near Inverness, police arrive on the scene, they come across local farmer Hamish near to the crash site, police ask him did he see the crash,, "I, plane flew straight in to the hillside only feet from me, thought I was dead",,, were there any survivors, "Nah, all dead, I've just finished burying them over there",,, so our prime minister David Cameron is dead,,, "Well, he said he wasn't but we all know what a lying fu#king bas#ard he is"...
