Fireworks on the 5th

Wondering where the kids will end up to watch the fireworks I will probably fight my way through the crowds to Blackheath. Innit fun watching other peoples money going up in smoke or is everybody to old for such things..

They Had a bonfire in my village last night and fireworks, it cost £2,200 I was told, lasted less than 15 minutes. On a good day I can do sex that lasts for 5 minutes, worth all of £733........

Perfectspecimen wrote:They Had a bonfire in my village last night and fireworks, it cost £2,200 I was told, lasted less than 15 minutes. On a good day I can do sex that lasts for 5 minutes, worth all of £733........

Vince, you pay for sex??

Stay at home and look after the pets I say

Cruella de Vil wrote:Stay at home and look after the pets I say

get the missus wound up, free fireworks.

Firework displays are not as good today as they were years ago. I shall stay in where it is safe.

Mermaid wrote:Firework displays are not as good today as they were years ago. I shall stay in where it is safe.

My dog was originally trained as a guide dog, then got an asbo and then went to a rescue centre 4 homes etc, due to his initial training he doesn't batter an eyelid to fireworks. I took him for a stroll last night and a big bang went off, he didn't even look up, just carried on sniffing, stupid mutt.

Wish Mutley could go for guide dog training, she craps herself when the wind blows

Cruella de Vil wrote:Wish Mutley could go for guide dog training, she craps herself when the wind blows

Lay off the beans then

Students are poor people, Always crying the poor tale, I sort their bins out, glass in one etc, Its a bit much for them to work out, Always full of vodka and wine bottles, poor things, Now they have taken up sending money in to the sky, Poor my arse, I shall remind them next rent increase,

Underdog wrote:Students are poor people, Always crying the poor tale, I sort their bins out, glass in one etc, Its a bit much for them to work out, Always full of vodka and wine bottles, poor things, Now they have taken up sending money in to the sky, Poor my arse, I shall remind them next rent increase,

They clearly have their priorities wrong Reg, which a lot of us did when that age

At 18 i was married with child, So i didnt have a choice, Had responsabilty for 40 years now, Sometimes i feel like letting fireworks off, And getting drunk, But cant see me changing now, Highlight of my day is getting banned or bollocked on some forum,

OH working tonight so i will be staying in plus mischief been a little off the last couple of days so will look after her too.

Tie a banger to her tail...

Two sons and granddaughters have gone to a bonfire at a country pub. So the kids can play on the swings and whatever, Away from the fire, But can watch the fireworks, Probably £5 a pint or something too, I have my own when doing the accounts,

Mischief Maker wrote:OH working tonight so i will be staying in plus mischief been a little off the last couple of days so will look after her too

hope she is ok MM

The Lone Ranger wrote:Tie a banger to her tail...

And a rocket up its............first kitten in space.

yeah she is fine curled up sleeping now
we were in pets at home today looking for an advent calendar for her but no cat ones left
some charity in there with a snake, lizard thing, and a baby goat!

Mischief Maker wrote:yeah she is fine curled up sleeping now
we were in pets at home today looking for an advent calendar for her but no cat ones left
some charity in there with a snake, lizard thing, and a baby goat!

You are joking? Do they do them for pets?

An Advent calendar for the cat ?. How do you make a cat bark ?, Shove a banger up its arse

Reminds me of a bonfire night years ago at the son in laws, big fire, nice guy on the top (weren't me then), so he pours petrol on and whoosh, all alight, just then we could all see his cat in the middle of the fire! Luckily it jumped down ok and ran off. Would not have been a pretty sight for all the kids had it been barbequed.

stop talking about putting bangers up her back side poor cat :( LR you started it :-P

Last time you heard any body called Guy ?, Except him in the dam busters, Nice name too,
Oh and Guy richie, I mean real life, I like old names, My two are Toby and Luke, There two are Lexie and Lilly. Mmm, My father was Douglas Aubrey ?, His father was Temple ?,

When the kids were little we went to a display at their school in Loughton. I was stood with my daughter on my shoulder when a catherine wheel went flying off its nail, and where did it land? In a box of bloody fireworks! Well it was funny at first, like WW3 starting up, then rockets started wizzing horizontally across the playground straight at us, Patsy's yelling 'RUN', nowhere to run to of course so I just stood there waiting for the impact. We were okay but one woman had a rocket wedged in her wellie so ambulance turned up to sort her out. Quickest display ever, I dont think they done anymore after that!

I dont know any one called Guy, sounds public school to me. I remember a dog in Reach for the Sky, what was his name?