Humour.

thats true. Some people are now pointing out to the slow packers that the sign says to place everything into the trolley and pack at the shelf along to window! The ones that annoy me are the ones who don't have any bags ready, wait until the stuff is being scanned, then open a bag, put some stuff into it, then decide to open another bag, put different stuff into this one, then look for a third bag because they dont want the bleach and washing powder to go into the first or second bags, all the while the groceries are are piling up on the little shelf beside the cashier, who is doing her best to make a mini Everest with the groceries and the shelf is groaning under the weight. When eventually the shopping is packed,THEN, and only then, the shopper will decide to take out the purse/wallet, say they are paying in cash only to discover 3 minutes later that they are 32 cents short, then decide to pay by card, only to find out they put a Boots loyalty card into the reader, then spend another two minutes going through the rest of the cards until they find a debit card that is in dat cos they keep every feckin' debit card ever issued in case someone might find it and use it .

Finally you get to the till with your 4 items, pay for them, walk out to the car park and find that the first person has parked with the nose of her car right up to the boot of yours and you cant fit the scuba tanks and diving gear that you have been waiting all year for Aldi to stock as its 90% cheaper than the high street stores and you have promised yourself that you will learn how to swim this year. You are then so thick, that you decide you better not say anything to the person who has blocked your boot and wait until she leaves back the trolley, takes out her handbag, eventually finds the keys, sits in, puts on the seat belt and then make a feckin' call on her mobile. You then make a complete show of trying to open the boot. She waves apologetically and moves back two inches. You point out that you still cant open the boot. she throws her eyes up to heaven, reverses out, misses the OAP by inches and fucks off. You meanwhile go home in a foul mood and your missus asks you what kept you so long 

Been there!

Cafe is the safest place for shopping trips

H&S is big in Scotland...

Irish jockey clip. FB video

Wont come up

How about now? FB video

Nah

Found it on youtube...

Luke works with Paddys digging and doing drains etc, he says they have their own language

Good one that...

Mcqueen wrote:Luke works with Paddys digging and doing drains etc, he says they have their own language

Err, we do have our own language   Its great when in Tenerife your in a restaurant and someone at the next table is annoying you. You can say hes a twat in Irish and he doesn't have a clue . Is fear maith thu Reg!!

I'l ask Luke to translate

He says your you're a good man...does he owe you money?

It does too...

Rowan Atkinson...