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Just found out my mate has been shot with a starting pistol.
Police think it's race-related.
Police think it's race-related.
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I dont trust them feckers 
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Me neither, I keep well clear of them. Don't mind feeding them a carrot over a fence though!Mcqueen wrote:I dont trust them feckers
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My pal George has a big wife, she go's to the gym and sits in the bar swilling pintsI dont think she has the concept right,
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And she wears a track suitMcqueen wrote:
I dont think she has the concept right,
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My mate goes to Bannatyne's gym. He floats about in the swimming pool for half hour then goes to the bar! 
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Campbell Brodie wrote:
Mcqueen wrote:
I dont think she has the concept right,
Knew a woman who boasted about being a member of three gyms, she done exactly the same, don't think she ever used any of the facility's except sauna, jacuzzi and bar...
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How do you get a fat northern bird in bed, piece of cake
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A teeny fly fell into my glass of Pinot Grigio so I fished him out before he drowned.....
He's now squaring up to me citing queensberry rules whilst intermittently shouting "I'll tell you when I've had enough!"
He's now squaring up to me citing queensberry rules whilst intermittently shouting "I'll tell you when I've had enough!"
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Liverpool comedian Adam Rowe has won the Edinburgh fringe best one-liner with this:
"Working at the Jobcentre has to be a tense job - knowing that if you get fired, you still have to come in the next day."
BBC News
"Working at the Jobcentre has to be a tense job - knowing that if you get fired, you still have to come in the next day."
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