3rdforum wrote:What's the difference between a Skoda and a skip??
A Skoda has a roof!! Boom boom!
Mcqueen wrote:How do you double the value of a skoda ? fill it with petrol
What do you call a Skoda that's had a spoiler fitted,,, a pram...
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What do you call a Skoda that's had a spoiler fitted,,, a pram...
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What is the difference between Katie Prices bra and a skoda, you get a bigger tit in a skoda
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So Dermo says can I sit at the front then please...
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feckin' sure, means I'm first in line for the trolley!
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Hate that blady song 
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This one is better...
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That's cos your english and dinni understan the wurds...
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Where's Searcher when you need him...
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They lasted 45 seconds 
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Bonnyrigg Rose or the Proclaimers...
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Wont be the first time she had that view 
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Jock walks into a Chinese restaurant, says to the waitress . ,do you have any tinned pigeon, sorry no canned doo was her reply
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