The Fife Quiz

Adam Mint wrote:One for the LR.



The Fife Quiz



For those not familiar with Fife, all the questions make reference to small towns/villages in the Fife area such as Lochgelly, High Valleyfield, etc, I have indicated place name in bold print to assist those unfamiliar with the area.



Q. What does a Lochgelly girl use as protection during sex?

A. A bus shelter.



Q. What do you call a 30 year old High Valleyfield girl?

A. Granny.



Q. What do you call an Oakley girl in a white tracksuit?

A. The bride.



Q. What’s the first question in a Kelty pub quiz?

A. Wit u looking at ! (Translated to English:- What or who are you looking at !)



Q. Two Kirkcaldy ned’s in a car with no music on, who’s driving?

A. The police.



Q. What’s the most confusing day in Ballingry?

A. Father’s day.



Well LR was it top marks, 6 out of 6 ???

The Lone Ranger wrote:

Very good Minty... Have you not got any about Dunfermline?

Perfectspecimen wrote:What do you say to a straight guy in Brighton.

GET LOST QUICK SMART.

3rdforum wrote:I remember the Gloucester now. The brother's next door neighbour was bouncer there. 6'4" black lad, about 20 stone. He was a sound bloke, wouldn't hurt a fly. Can't remember the name of that other one though.

Topdog wrote:
Was he called Ellias?

Topdog wrote:I used it a lot around that period as worked in Brighton and got in Free, with a few free jars.

Quiz.

From Edinburgh you cross the Fourth and get to Fife, where is Sixth?

It’s a Punjabi film about drugs!!!

If I am wrong, any clues.

Adam Mint wrote:On the back of my last post ref the quiz question, in the intro messages, the one I received from Topdog mentioned a “Were Is This Place” thread and posted a picture of a dam system overflow channel, again I had no idea as to where the picture was, but could not find the “Were Is This Place” thread, to follow the progress of anyone else taking part, and have never seen any new posts logged against the thread, how do I find it.