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CJ from sunshine deserts with Rigsby, " I didnt get where i am today 
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Mcqueen wrote:CJ from sunshine deserts with Rigsby, " I didnt get where i am today
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"Ye may gang faur an' fair waur" the owners of Stracathro service station 
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angusjim wrote:"Ye may gang faur an' fair waur" the owners of Stracathro service station
This means "You may travel far and fare worse"...
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queer lot up there 
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One of my favourites
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A nice one I heard from the tannoy man at Busfest a couple of weeks ago. He had a beautiful West country accent bit like Jethro: All One-job had to do today was bring the trophys, shes just gone to fetch them now. 
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And on the same theme...
Now Churchill has topped a poll of history's funniest insults with a famous jibe directed at either the socialist MP Bessie Braddock or the Conservative Lady Astor, the first female MP (depending on which version of the story you hear).
When accused by one of them of being 'disgustingly drunk' the Conservative Prime Minister responded: 'My dear, you are ugly, and what’s more, you are disgustingly ugly. But tomorrow I shall be sober and you will still be disgustingly ugly.'
It's unclear which of the two politicians Churchill directed his comment at - and there is even debate over whether he said it at all.
Now Churchill has topped a poll of history's funniest insults with a famous jibe directed at either the socialist MP Bessie Braddock or the Conservative Lady Astor, the first female MP (depending on which version of the story you hear).
When accused by one of them of being 'disgustingly drunk' the Conservative Prime Minister responded: 'My dear, you are ugly, and what’s more, you are disgustingly ugly. But tomorrow I shall be sober and you will still be disgustingly ugly.'
It's unclear which of the two politicians Churchill directed his comment at - and there is even debate over whether he said it at all.
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