My lovely wife said 50 to retire, That came and went, then grandaughters came along, she wont leave them i thought, 60 i promise, Today she come home with a State pension calculator, 6th of september 2019, She will be 65years 5 months 4 days old when she is entitled to it, Me 65years 6 months 30 days old when i get mine, on the 6th november 2019, Gee thanks Mr Osborne, I wonder how old he will be, And how much will he get, Somebody somewhere is taking the piss,
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Cruella de Vil
Campbell Brodie
Mcqueen
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Mcqueen-
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Campbell Brodie-
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I'll be a year behind you Reg. We'll be old and feeble...we can go on them Mystery tours they used to run. Always one who asked "where we going then?" 
Cruella de Vil-
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We will be 66 and by that time all the money will be spent 
Mcqueen-
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If they get away with it this time, They will do it again, Wheres Guy Fawkes when you need him, So they have stolen Circa £25k off Janet ?, Cheeky bleeders
Topdog-
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give more to the bankers, they deserve it.
Gypsy-
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:Happy: I have been getting my pension for years and my fuel allowance, so that should really get Jimbo going 
Jimandsi-
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Just retire Reg - you can't beat it.
You'll also be pleasantly surprised at just how little you can live on.
Mcqueen-
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I would tomoro, Janets hanging in there, Then we go to tenerife, And its, "Do we have to go home" NO, silly cow, Made it too comfortable here for her, Stupid Stupid Stupid, But if i made her, Then i wouldnt like myself,
Topdog-
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He won't be surprised coz he is a Yorkie.
3rdforum-
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I'm open to correction on this, but Cameron et al, if they retire tomorrow, will get a full MP's pension immediately. Not only that, if one of the ministers is demoted, he/she will get a ministerial pension IMMEDIATELY even though they are still MP's???? Where the feck is the fairness in that?
Mcqueen-
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Taking the piss, Like i said, They dont have any shame, Just help themselves to whatever they want,
Campbell Brodie-
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There's a handy bit in the Daily Mail about it...
Daily Mail Pension Dates
Daily Mail Pension Dates
Mcqueen-
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The Lone Ranger wrote:There's a handy bit in the Daily Mail about it...
Daily Mail Pension Dates
Google, State Pension Age Calculator. Direct Gov - Pensions
Campbell Brodie-
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Underdog wrote:The Lone Ranger wrote:There's a handy bit in the Daily Mail about it...
Daily Mail Pension Dates
Google, State Pension Age Calculator. Direct Gov - Pensions
Cheers Reg. Lots of links in here...
Directgov pensions etc.
Mcqueen-
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Janet Faffs About at lunch time, Today she told Talk Talk not to let anyone on Without a pass word, So the kids dont screw it up. Forgot to tell me, When she got home i said were off line, Oh that was me at lunch time 
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Wonder why she needs to do that from work, And is she keeping an eye on me, If she didnt have such a fine pair of headlamps, I would fall out with her, No point cutting your nose off to spite your face,
,Wonder why she needs to do that from work, And is she keeping an eye on me, If she didnt have such a fine pair of headlamps, I would fall out with her, No point cutting your nose off to spite your face,
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