Please can we have 2 minutes silence to allow the 28 lurchers to read, please respect the library
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Campbell Brodie
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2 MINUTES SILENCE
Topdog-
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David Beckham went into a library and said (loud) "CHEESEBURGER AND CHIPS PLEASE".
Library assistant said "David this is a Library"
David said, (whispering) "sorry, cheeseburger and chips please"
Library assistant said "David this is a Library"
David said, (whispering) "sorry, cheeseburger and chips please"
woolybear-
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Ill just go and get me gag and have a session or two then 
Topdog-
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SSSSSSSSSSSShhhhhhhhhhh people reading. Morning people the Library is not just for reference please feel free to sign up and reap the benefits.
Campbell Brodie-
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That old couple over there just came in for a heat....
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STANDING ROOM ONLY IN THE LIBRARY,REFERENCE AREA.
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they go to read the sunday news rags
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Microfiche...it's the future. (Reg told me...)
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The Lone Ranger wrote:Microfiche...it's the future. (Reg told me...)
I remember the IBM salesman telling me 30 odd years ago about "the paperless office".
What a load of blox that was.
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Jimandsi wrote:The Lone Ranger wrote:Microfiche...it's the future. (Reg told me...)
I remember the IBM salesman telling me 30 odd years ago about "the paperless office".
What a load of blox that was.
You're right there Jim, I use feckin' reams of the stuff now. ( A ream is a fish with it's head missing).
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Want a part ?, Microfiche out, Look it up, then press 3 prints, Take said piece's to 3 differant places, Nah, Nah, Maybe, Get the maybe, Turns out totaly wrong, Then take old part like we did 40 years ago, Show to somebody of your age, He says, 3rd shelf on the right, 2 from the bottom, Yup thats the one, Its the future alright, A great big mess,
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Reg, isn't third shelf one of our members, didn't realise he was from the right.
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Topdog wrote:Reg, isn't third shelf one of our members, didn't realise he was from the right.
Where is 3rd shelf tonight?
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He has been a bit quiet for a couple of days, shame a good laff that boy.
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Did s'one call?
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AH TIRD HOW THE DEVIL ARE THOU
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Evening Dermo, beginning to get worried when you don't show of a night.
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Evening all. Busy trying to locate a cheap tail light unit for Eileens car. She reversed into a sign today and made bum syrup out of rear light and bumper. Will be down 700 at least 
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oops she in your bad books now then
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Could have been worse I suppose
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claim on the sign posts insurance, for parking there.
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Topdog wrote:claim on the sign posts insurance, for parking there.
Bet that yobbo signpost isn't even insured...
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The sign said "Caution Lorries Reversing". Feckin thing never said anything about cars 
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Get her a car with reversing sensors.
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You want to get rid of that car, Nowt but trouble, Key, Bump ,What next, It isnt green is it ?