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At least I won't have to go into work to this tomorrow... 
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I sat and watched that And then 
And then
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A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband
is not in their bed.
She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.
She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of
coffee in front of him.
He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.
She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a
sip of his coffee.
'What's the matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps into the
room. 'Why are you down here at this time of night?'
The husband looks up from his coffee, 'I'm just remembering
when we first met 20 years ago and started dating. You were
only 16. Do you remember back then?' he asks solemnly.
The wife is almost reduced to tears herself, just thinking how
caring and sensitive her husband is. 'Yes, I do' she replies.
The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily. 'Do
you remember when your dad caught us in the back seat
of my car?'
'Yes, I remember,' said the wife, lowering herself into a chair
beside him.
The husband continues. 'Do you remember when he shoved
that shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my
daughter, or I'll send you to jail for 20 years?'
'I remember that, too' she replies softly.
He wipes another tear from his cheek and says....
'I would have gotten out today!
is not in their bed.
She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.
She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of
coffee in front of him.
He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.
She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a
sip of his coffee.
'What's the matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps into the
room. 'Why are you down here at this time of night?'
The husband looks up from his coffee, 'I'm just remembering
when we first met 20 years ago and started dating. You were
only 16. Do you remember back then?' he asks solemnly.
The wife is almost reduced to tears herself, just thinking how
caring and sensitive her husband is. 'Yes, I do' she replies.
The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily. 'Do
you remember when your dad caught us in the back seat
of my car?'
'Yes, I remember,' said the wife, lowering herself into a chair
beside him.
The husband continues. 'Do you remember when he shoved
that shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my
daughter, or I'll send you to jail for 20 years?'
'I remember that, too' she replies softly.
He wipes another tear from his cheek and says....
'I would have gotten out today!
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Slip stream innit, they take it in turns up front
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I'd keep nipping to the back...
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There are dickheads and kickheads ,he is both
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I know i'm a bit odd but i would have pissed all over the calf, Its the devilment in me
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