Humour.

I think he has already. Which is why this proroguing Parliament has happened. he has the goods on Andy innit...

People on his side need to watch how they behave because when the dust settles he will take revenge
I like him because he's barking but clever too, I am actually beginning to enjoy it, Go Boris

THE GUN FIGHTER - A young cowboy sitting in a saloon one Saturday night recognized an elderly man standing at the bar who, in his day, had been the fastest gun in the West.

The cowboy took a place next to the old-timer, bought him a drink and told him of his great ambition to be a great shot...! Could you give me some tips?' he asked.

The old man said, 'Well, for one thing, you're wearing your gun too high - tie the holster a little lower down on your leg.''Will that make me a better gunfighter?

''Sure will

'The young man did as he was told, stood up, whipped out his .44 and shot the bow tie off the piano player.'That's terrific!' said the cowboy. 'Got any more tips..? ''Yep,' said the old man. 'Cut a notch out of your holster where the hammer hits it - that'll give you a smoother draw''

Will that make me a better gunfighter..?' asked the young man. 'You bet it will,' said the old-timer. The young man took out his knife, cut the notch, stood up, drew his gun in a blur, and then shot a cufflink off the piano player. 'Wow!' exclaimed the cowboy 'I'm learnin' somethin' here.

Got any more tips?'

The old man pointed to a large can in a corner of the saloon. 'See that axle grease over there? Coat your gun with it.

'The young man smeared some of the grease on the barrel of his gun.'No,' said the old-timer, 'I mean smear it all over the gun, handle and all.''

Will that make me a better gunfighter?' asked the young man.

'No,' said the old-timer, 'but when Wyatt Earp gets done playing the piano, he's gonna shove that gun right up your arse, and it won't hurt as much.

Paddy McCoy, an elderly Irish farmer, received a letter from the Department for Work & Pensions stating that they suspected he was not paying his employees the statutory minimum wage and they would send an inspector to interview them.
On the appointed day, the inspector turned up.
"Tell me about your staff," he asked Paddy.
"Well," said Paddy, "there's the farm hand, I pay him £240 a week, and he has a free cottage.
Then there's the housekeeper. She gets £190 a week, along with free board and lodging.
There's also the half-wit. He works a 16 hour day, does 90% of the work, earns about £25 a week along with a bottle of whisky and, as a special treat, occasionally gets to sleep with my wife."
"That's disgraceful" said the inspector, "I need to interview the half-wit."
"That'll be me then," said Paddy!