Forum joins the Cabinet???

Deaf. Cameron said shorten pensions, not pensioners.

5' 2" our Cam will be by then.

Cam for Prime Minister.

Oh that would cause a stir.

Topdog wrote:Cam for Prime Minister.

Feck that, He's scottish, Street lights out at 10pm, bin collections twice a year, Toll booths coming into scotland, Free going out, Nah, Think about it man

We should all be in the cabinet as well. Apart from those in the closet anyway.

I'd like to be Mr speaker, But i'm too tall,

I'd like to do Mrs speaker.

Chief Whip then.

Perfectspecimen wrote:I'd like to do Mrs speaker.

Sally looks a game girl, Just using midget to stand on ,

As I suspected we would fit in rather well with the ways of the house. I cant decide which side to sit on so I suggest we sit in the middle by that big table. We can use that Mace thing to batter Blairs Babes, get rid of them for a start, invented half that PC crap. Get rid of some wet Tories too. We can keep the Lib Dems, they just do whatever they're told anyway. Keep Dennis Skinner though, I like him, jumps up and down like a Meerkat during prime ministers questions, genuine guy, one of the brothers, hehe.

Perfectspecimen wrote:As I suspected we would fit in rather well with the ways of the house. I cant decide which side to sit on so I suggest we sit in the middle by that big table. We can use that Mace thing to batter Blairs Babes, get rid of them for a start, invented half that PC crap. Get rid of some wet Tories too. We can keep the Lib Dems, they just do whatever they're told anyway. Keep Dennis Skinner though, I like him, jumps up and down like a Meerkat during prime ministers questions, genuine guy, one of the brothers, hehe.

Is he one of our members. I used to like him on Telly with that Biddel bloke.

I see our own bubbly D is chief whip, in his red outfit top of page.

No Kev you mean Frank Skinner. Dennis Skinner I said, Google him.

I know you bloody wally. Frank Skinhead should be in the house of commons though.

He was the guy who went "Ooo Betty, I've had an accident!"

No, that was Spencer Churchill.

Why was he called Winston when he was white, no offence to anyone but I have only ever known Black guys called Winston, still would Adolfe up, next.

You can choose which constituancy you wish to represent, as I already have a second home in Tenerife I will have to take the one where I live. So I am the honourable member for North East Cambridgeshire. I will of course be needing a young attractive secretary, so if you know any who can talk loud that would be great. Oh, and Ginger too please.

Topdog wrote:Why was he called Winston when he was white, no offence to anyone but I have only ever known Black guys called Winston, still would Adolfe up, next.

He was obviously a big hit with the new immigrants then.

Perfectspecimen wrote:You can choose which constituancy you wish to represent, as I already have a second home in Tenerife I will have to take the one where I live. So I am the honourable member for North East Cambridgeshire. I will of course be needing a young attractive secretary, so if you know any who can talk loud that would be great. Oh, and Ginger too please.

You like ginger birds Vince ?

This one may fit the criteria Vince, needs to wait for Nat Ins No.

Dueling banjo's ?

Never had one, its on the need to do list.......