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    Essex Seasonal story!

    Gypsy
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    Spain Female Posts : 12655
    Join date : 2011-08-14

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    Post by Gypsy Tue 6 Dec 2011 - 20:05

    As a trucker stops for a red light on the A12 a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load!"

    The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window.

    As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

    Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again.

    All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker lowers the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

    When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says............







    "Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter and I'm driving the bloody gritter."
    Perfectspecimen
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    Liechtenstein Male Posts : 14451
    Join date : 2011-08-15
    Age : 70
    Location : Cambs / Golf del Sur

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    Post by Perfectspecimen Tue 6 Dec 2011 - 20:11

    Essex Seasonal story! 3077217049 Nice one G!
    3rdforum
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    Ireland Male Posts : 22953
    Join date : 2011-08-30
    Age : 54
    Location : Ireland

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    Post by 3rdforum Tue 6 Dec 2011 - 20:13

    Didn't know TD was a gritter driver?

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