Links to some Christmas Fun

For those with children, send a message to Santa [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]

Get a personal Video message from Santa [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] (I love this one)


Elf yourself - [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]

thanks Gypsy. I love the elf one

Gypsy wrote:For those with children, send a message to Santa [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]

Get a personal Video message from Santa [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] (I love this one)


Elf yourself - [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]

Being a Scotsman...which are the free ones?

Snowball
~Shel Silverstein

I made myself a snowball,
As perfect as could be,
I thought I'd keep it as a pet,
And let it sleep with me.



I made it some pajamas,
And a pillow for its head,
Then last night it ran away,
But first - it wet the bed!

This is nice...

Little Donkeys Special Secret





If you are familiar with the story of the nativity you will know that
Mary and Joseph had to travel from Nazareth to Bethlehem to be counted, a
journey of around 95 kilometres. This was no small distance back in
those days when there weren't any motorised vehicles. Additionally the
journey was over a hilly terrain, which made the long journey even
harder.


Poor Mary was heavily pregnant and the prospect of such a journey must
have been daunting. It's little wonder then that she rode a donkey on
this long journey.


A special thing happened to the little donkey as it carried it's
precious load. As the donkey carried Mary and the unborn Son of God, a
mark of the crucifix appeared on the donkey's back. The top of the cross
starting on the donkey's neck and running down his spine. The shorter
line of the cross ran along the donkey's shoulder blades. The sign of
the crucifix was given as a reward to the little donkey for the hard
work it had endured, getting pregnant Mary safely to Bethlehem. (see the
photographs of Donkeys too see their special marks)



To this day the little donkey is honoured for what he did for God, and
all the donkeys bear the sign of the crucifix on their backs. You don't
usually see the cross because donkeys at the beach are usually wearing
saddles, so small children can ride them. Maybe this is why donkeys look
so sad, because their special mark is hidden.


(Shut up Reg )

Have you ever heard such Shite, The reason the pregnant mary had to do one, Was because she had been knocked up somewhere, Bit like they do in Ireland, The girls get packed off somewhere until the baby is adopted or sold off, Some numpty started that smoke screen, And its been turned into a mirical, Bah Humbug, What reason do they give for her traveling all them miles, A special barn or something ?, People actuly believe it ,
Its the right time of year for Fairy story's, Religion being the biggest ever,

They don't do that any more here. Haven't done it for 40 years or more. Thankfully, the Catholic church no longer has any sway over the people here. In fact, our Taoiseach ( Prime Minister) damned them from a height in parliament a couple of months ago, after the publication of a report into clerical child abuse in Ireland. It turns out, the church was moving paedophiles from parish to parish rather than turning them over to the police. Our present cardinal forced a young boy into an oath of silence after being abused yet he remains in office??? The Vatican gave out bum syrup to our government about making derogatory comments on the handling of the abuse cases by the church. We ( the government) told them to withdraw their ambassador.

Incidentally Phil Lynott was born in one of these "homes" where pregnant girls were sent.

The Lone Ranger wrote:

Being a Scotsman...which are the free ones?

They're all FREE LR

Back to the poetry eh!!

He lay her on the table so white & clean & bare.
His forehead wet with beads of sweat, he rubbed her here and there.
He touched her neck and felt her breasts and drooling touched her thighs.
The slit was wet and everything set, he gave a joyful cry.
The hole was wide, he looked inside: All was dark & murky.
He rubbed his hands then stretched his arms, then stuffed that bloody Turkey.

May I wish you and your dirty mind a very Merry Christmas

Gypsy wrote:Back to the poetry eh!!

He lay her on the table so white & clean & bare.
His forehead wet with beads of sweat, he rubbed her here and there.
He touched her neck and felt her breasts and drooling touched her thighs.
The slit was wet and everything set, he gave a joyful cry.
The hole was wide, he looked inside: All was dark & murky.
He rubbed his hands then stretched his arms, then stuffed that bloody Turkey.

May I wish you and your dirty mind a very Merry Christmas

Crikey! I thought, Gypsy's getting a bit raunchy, must be on the sauce!

3rdforum wrote:They don't do that any more here. Haven't done it for 40 years or more. Thankfully, the Catholic church no longer has any sway over the people here. In fact, our Taoiseach ( Prime Minister) damned them from a height in parliament a couple of months ago, after the publication of a report into clerical child abuse in Ireland. It turns out, the church was moving paedophiles from parish to parish rather than turning them over to the police. Our present cardinal forced a young boy into an oath of silence after being abused yet he remains in office??? The Vatican gave out bum syrup to our government about making derogatory comments on the handling of the abuse cases by the church. We ( the government) told them to withdraw their ambassador.

Incidentally Phil Lynott was born in one of these "homes" where pregnant girls were sent.

How are they with contraception now ?. Is it still taboo

3rdforum wrote:.

Incidentally Phil Lynott was born in one of these "homes" where pregnant girls were sent.

Look out the Boys are back in town, H & V will be along any second.

Gypsy wrote:

Look out the Boys are back in town, H & V will be along any second.

nah i am with the lurkers,its the xmas party at jimbos bar,free ale.

cunningham wrote:nah i am with the lurkers,its the xmas party at jimbos bar,free ale.

COME ON DOWN ......................................




:Happy Hr:



:party 1:

:Drink:

:party 3:

Yeh, fancy a beer.