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    Post by Jimandsi Wed 7 Dec 2011 - 18:47

    MICH wrote:

    I know a couple of good Agents. The Estate Agents Thread 592217954


    Me too .....



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    Post by Jimandsi Wed 7 Dec 2011 - 18:53


    and there's .....



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    Post by Gypsy Wed 7 Dec 2011 - 19:35

    Is this one of them
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    Remind me tomorrow to put this lot into off topic
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    Post by Topdog Wed 7 Dec 2011 - 22:20

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    Post by Gypsy Wed 7 Dec 2011 - 22:37

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    Why don't Estate Agents look out of the window in the mornings?

    Because that would give them nothing to do in the afternoons.
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    Post by Gypsy Thu 8 Dec 2011 - 10:10

    What's the difference between an estate agent & a pigeon?

    A pigeon can still put a deposit on a Porsche The Estate Agents Thread 3025408739
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    Post by Gypsy Fri 9 Dec 2011 - 17:13

    House Sales Tumble In Third Quarter
    by Peter Jay
    House sales in the Canary Islands fell by more than 23 per cent in the third quarter, compared to the same period last year.

    Between July and September this year, house sales in the islands stood at 7,634 compared to the 9,729 homes sold over the same period last year.

    The latest data, from the Ministry of Development reveals the islands saw one of the biggest falls in Spain, second only to Extremadura where sales were down 24.8 per cent over the same period.

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    Post by Jimandsi Fri 9 Dec 2011 - 17:24


    That's blox, that is !

    The housing market in Tenerife is positively BOOMING (an Estate Agent told me).

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    Post by cunningham Fri 9 Dec 2011 - 18:03

    is it any wonder when they cant be bothered to contact people when they say they will?The Estate Agents Thread 1498946960

    Topdog wrote:Who didn't he contact?
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    Post by Topdog Fri 9 Dec 2011 - 20:20

    How did that happen, I posted against whet H said, and it appeared inside his post, Tommy Cooper innit.
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    Post by Gypsy Thu 15 Dec 2011 - 12:52

    Not good if you are wanting to sell or it is your job to sell but great news for those looking to buy their dream home.

    The price of private housing in the Canary Islands to fall back to 6.7% in third quarter
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    Post by Jimandsi Thu 15 Dec 2011 - 16:04



    What do they know ?

    Here's the REAL TRUTH .....


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    That's blox, that is !

    The housing market in Tenerife is positively BOOMING (an Estate Agent told me).

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    Post by Topdog Fri 16 Dec 2011 - 8:40

    MICH wrote:I know a few guys who are doing really well.... The Estate Agents Thread 2121551044

    These two..........................The Estate Agents Thread Demolition2
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    Post by Jimandsi Fri 16 Dec 2011 - 12:19

    MICH wrote:I know a few guys who are doing really well.... The Estate Agents Thread 2121551044

    Did they ever get round to buying those 2 Citroen Berlingos as company cars then ? :what:

    I'd just love to drive one of those heaps of cheap French junk over a cliff. The Estate Agents Thread 3025408739
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    Post by Jimandsi Fri 16 Dec 2011 - 12:53

    MICH wrote:

    I know a couple of good Agents. The Estate Agents Thread 592217954




    MICH wrote:

    I know a few guys who are doing really well.... The Estate Agents Thread 2121551044



    Come on then Mich - give us a clue. :what:
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    Post by Topdog Fri 16 Dec 2011 - 21:05

    Not these thenThe Estate Agents Thread Olympic-stadium-demolition.-52972
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    Post by cunningham Fri 16 Dec 2011 - 21:10

    MICH wrote:ok here they are The Estate Agents Thread 496865545 The Estate Agents Thread 2913174779
    oh yea only work one day a yearThe Estate Agents Thread 3025408739
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    Post by Gypsy Fri 16 Dec 2011 - 21:15

    MICH wrote:ok here they are The Estate Agents Thread 496865545 The Estate Agents Thread 2913174779


    OK that sorted that out then .... successful estate agents like Santa do not exist. :Crazy: Hope we don´t have any kiddies lurking - sorry kids, Santa is just your dad bit like the estate agent who says he is a success, it is just to fool the family. The Estate Agents Thread 506932706
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    Post by Topdog Fri 16 Dec 2011 - 21:25

    Wonder if they come more than once a year The Estate Agents Thread 1554180325
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    Post by Jimandsi Fri 16 Dec 2011 - 22:01


    My little granddaughter went to shops to see Santa recently only to find him asleep in his grotto and half pissed.

    Sounds like a perfect job for an Estate Agent ! 🤣
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    Post by Topdog Fri 16 Dec 2011 - 22:08

    Only half pissed, no chance.
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