MICH wrote:
I know a couple of good Agents.
Me too .....
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Me too .....
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and there's .....
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Is this one of them
Remind me tomorrow to put this lot into
Remind me tomorrow to put this lot into
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Why don't Estate Agents look out of the window in the mornings?
Because that would give them nothing to do in the afternoons.
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What's the difference between an estate agent & a pigeon?
A pigeon can still put a deposit on a Porsche
A pigeon can still put a deposit on a Porsche
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House Sales Tumble In Third Quarter
by Peter Jay
House sales in the Canary Islands fell by more than 23 per cent in the third quarter, compared to the same period last year.
Between July and September this year, house sales in the islands stood at 7,634 compared to the 9,729 homes sold over the same period last year.
The latest data, from the Ministry of Development reveals the islands saw one of the biggest falls in Spain, second only to Extremadura where sales were down 24.8 per cent over the same period.
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by Peter Jay
House sales in the Canary Islands fell by more than 23 per cent in the third quarter, compared to the same period last year.
Between July and September this year, house sales in the islands stood at 7,634 compared to the 9,729 homes sold over the same period last year.
The latest data, from the Ministry of Development reveals the islands saw one of the biggest falls in Spain, second only to Extremadura where sales were down 24.8 per cent over the same period.
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That's blox, that is !
The housing market in Tenerife is positively BOOMING (an Estate Agent told me).
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is it any wonder when they cant be bothered to contact people when they say they will?
Topdog wrote:Who didn't he contact?
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How did that happen, I posted against whet H said, and it appeared inside his post, Tommy Cooper innit.
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Not good if you are wanting to sell or it is your job to sell but great news for those looking to buy their dream home.
The price of private housing in the Canary Islands to fall back to 6.7% in third quarter
The price of private housing in the Canary Islands to fall back to 6.7% in third quarter
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What do they know ?
Here's the REAL TRUTH .....
Jimandsi wrote:
That's blox, that is !
The housing market in Tenerife is positively BOOMING (an Estate Agent told me).
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MICH wrote:I know a few guys who are doing really well....
These two..........................
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MICH wrote:I know a few guys who are doing really well....
Did they ever get round to buying those 2 Citroen Berlingos as company cars then ? :what:
I'd just love to drive one of those heaps of cheap French junk over a cliff.
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MICH wrote:
I know a couple of good Agents.
MICH wrote:
I know a few guys who are doing really well....
Come on then Mich - give us a clue. :what:
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Not these then
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oh yea only work one day a yearMICH wrote:ok here they are
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MICH wrote:ok here they are
OK that sorted that out then .... successful estate agents like Santa do not exist. :Crazy: Hope we don´t have any kiddies lurking - sorry kids, Santa is just your dad bit like the estate agent who says he is a success, it is just to fool the family.
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Wonder if they come more than once a year 
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My little granddaughter went to shops to see Santa recently only to find him asleep in his grotto and half pissed.
Sounds like a perfect job for an Estate Agent !
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Only half pissed, no chance.
