Or money, no one can prize that outta yer pockets.
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Mcqueen
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Jokes from Hurricane Bawbag
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They all plead poverty so England props them up, Sneaky fecks
scottishshiv-
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too right, were no daft x
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No one said you were
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Woman to Mermaid, " Hi T, not seen Cam lately is he sound"
Mermaid, "he's up the pole"
Hi Jock taking the wallpaper down.
AYE
Decorating.
Naw, Moving
Mermaid, "he's up the pole"
Hi Jock taking the wallpaper down.
AYE
Decorating.
Naw, Moving
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Topdog wrote:Woman to Mermaid, " Hi T, not seen Cam lately is he sound"
Mermaid, "he's up the pole"
Hi Jock taking the wallpaper down.
AYE
Decorating.
Naw, Moving
He stopped climbing poles years ago. He drives around in a van looking at them now
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Cruella de Vil wrote:I heard Cam took a weeks holiday because he was worried about his pole in the bad weather
You've got to keep your eye on your pole when the wind gets up the Trossachs!
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Topdog wrote:
Hi Jock taking the wallpaper down.
AYE
Decorating.
Naw, Moving
Well, technically, it's not "fittings and fixtures"!
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We've got the same jokes over here except there about people from county Cavan. Mean bassas they are. Guess where wife is from?? You wouldn't know it by the way she spends money 
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I feel sorry for the Kerry men. They get the piss taken out of them all the time. (Usually by the Cork men).
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A bloke half Irish, half Scottish, found an Australian penny and emigrated to spend it.