Tenerife's Forum of Fun

Tenerife Forum of Fun!

Not a member? Register here to join our fun forum!
Once you register, you will receive an e-mail asking you to validate your membership. Click on the link and away you go!

Thank you for joining, now have some fun!

Tenerife's Forum of Fun

Would you like to react to this message? Create an account in a few clicks or log in to continue.
Tenerife's Forum of Fun

A place for visitors and residents to share experiences and have fun at the same time.

Welcome to Tenerife Forum of Fun! Register and join in!

4 posters

    June Jokes

    Mcqueen
    Mcqueen
    Mcqueen
     
     


    England Male Posts : 30546
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 70
    Location : England
    • Post n°1

    June Jokes Empty June Jokes

    Post by Mcqueen Mon 2 Jun 2014 - 18:42

    Teacher says to little Tommy "Why wernt you at school yesterday"
    Tommy says "My grandfather got burnt"
    Teacher say "Badly ?" Little Tommy says "Yes they dont mess about at the Crematorium  June Jokes 3275847336
    • Back to top
    Mcqueen
    Mcqueen
    Mcqueen
     
     


    England Male Posts : 30546
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 70
    Location : England
    • Post n°2

    June Jokes Empty Re: June Jokes

    Post by Mcqueen Mon 2 Jun 2014 - 18:44

    I was at Tesco this afternoon when a lady dropped dead in front of me,
    I felt sorry for her - she had just bought a bag for life  June Jokes 3275847336
    • Back to top
    Mcqueen
    Mcqueen
    Mcqueen
     
     


    England Male Posts : 30546
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 70
    Location : England
    • Post n°3

    June Jokes Empty Re: June Jokes

    Post by Mcqueen Mon 2 Jun 2014 - 18:46

    A friend of mine says he is making love to twins, I said how can you tell the difference
    He said her brother has a moustache  June Jokes 1498946960

    My word blindness missed a T out,  June Jokes 1498946960


    Last edited by Mcqueen on Mon 2 Jun 2014 - 20:03; edited 2 times in total
    • Back to top
    Mcqueen
    Mcqueen
    Mcqueen
     
     


    England Male Posts : 30546
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 70
    Location : England
    • Post n°4

    June Jokes Empty Re: June Jokes

    Post by Mcqueen Mon 2 Jun 2014 - 18:49

    A charity pantomime in aid of Paranoid Schizophrenics and homosexuals decended into chaos yesterday
    when somebody shouted "He's behind you"  June Jokes 3025408739
    • Back to top
    Campbell Brodie
    Campbell Brodie
    Campbell Brodie
     
     


    Scotland Male Posts : 59106
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 69
    Location : Scotland
    • Post n°5

    June Jokes Empty Re: June Jokes

    Post by Campbell Brodie Mon 2 Jun 2014 - 19:25

    June Jokes 3025408739 June Jokes 3025408739  I liked the last one best!  June Jokes 3318427985 lol! 
    • Back to top
    Gypsy
    Gypsy
    Gypsy
     
     


    Spain Female Posts : 12655
    Join date : 2011-08-14
    • Post n°6

    June Jokes Empty Re: June Jokes

    Post by Gypsy Mon 2 Jun 2014 - 19:45

    June Jokes 2485877773 June Jokes 2485877773 
    • Back to top
    Gypsy
    Gypsy
    Gypsy
     
     


    Spain Female Posts : 12655
    Join date : 2011-08-14
    • Post n°7

    June Jokes Empty Re: June Jokes

    Post by Gypsy Mon 2 Jun 2014 - 19:47

    Thanks for those Steve, enjoyed the laugh.

    June Jokes 1920573_666757980047443_274260627_n
    • Back to top
    Mcqueen
    Mcqueen
    Mcqueen
     
     


    England Male Posts : 30546
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 70
    Location : England
    • Post n°8

    June Jokes Empty Re: June Jokes

    Post by Mcqueen Mon 2 Jun 2014 - 20:10

    St Ives have the worst thieving Seagulls i ever come across  June Jokes 506932706 
    You buy fish and chips in a steel container  June Jokes 1498946960
    • Back to top
    Mermaid
    Mermaid
    Mermaid
     
     


    Scotland Female Posts : 10439
    Join date : 2011-08-14
    Location : Scotland
    • Post n°9

    June Jokes Empty Re: June Jokes

    Post by Mermaid Mon 2 Jun 2014 - 21:28

    liked the jokes
    • Back to top
    Sponsored content

    Sponsored content


    • Post n°10

    June Jokes Empty Re: June Jokes

    Post by Sponsored content

    • Back to top
      Current date/time is Thu 2 May 2024 - 15:46