The postman just called, I have a Christmas card from my local labour MP, Merry Christmas Reg, I have been working hard on your behalf all year, Hope to see you soon,,
Also in the post was a local free paper about Headingley, Cut backs at the libary, No Christmas lights on the main street of Headingley, The noise nuisance service is down to one phone line on a night time, More pubs round here than cricket fans, Imagine what its like when they close on a night time (some are 1am) Students all staggering home, Then the partys start, You can ring that number for ever, Nobody ever answers it, Then he says the wheelie bin situation has been sorted, No it has not, Imagine me saying to my students,"Can you bring the bins in when the truck has been"
, If youve had teenagers you know what i'm on about, You may aswell talk to an outside tap, So this MP thats sending me a card, And telling me how wonderfull he is, FECK OFF, You havent a clue, Just like that big house in London, You are not intouch with what really go's on in the Real world, Were all DOOMED i tel yi
Also in the post was a local free paper about Headingley, Cut backs at the libary, No Christmas lights on the main street of Headingley, The noise nuisance service is down to one phone line on a night time, More pubs round here than cricket fans, Imagine what its like when they close on a night time (some are 1am) Students all staggering home, Then the partys start, You can ring that number for ever, Nobody ever answers it, Then he says the wheelie bin situation has been sorted, No it has not, Imagine me saying to my students,"Can you bring the bins in when the truck has been"
, If youve had teenagers you know what i'm on about, You may aswell talk to an outside tap, So this MP thats sending me a card, And telling me how wonderfull he is, FECK OFF, You havent a clue, Just like that big house in London, You are not intouch with what really go's on in the Real world, Were all DOOMED i tel yi
you need to get yer mirror sorted woman, your as daft as a brush 
