Got a pull Saturday afternoon. Had guttering hanging out back of Freelander thought that was why. No, MOT expired innit. Where you been? Screwfix, and Lidl, mainly for Easter eggs. 
No sense of humour these cops. Checked tyres but decided they have enough rubber on, left it at that. Told me it might be 6 months before I get notified of fine. I said with a bit of luck I will still be alive and kicking. 
Seems MOT stations are still operating but I will have to get a new handbrake cable first. Its snapped! More scrabbling about under a car then. 
In the meantime I will be driving about in Patsys Fiat 500. Probably get pulled up in that too. How come you driving about in a girls car Sir? 
No sense of humour these cops. Checked tyres but decided they have enough rubber on, left it at that. Told me it might be 6 months before I get notified of fine. I said with a bit of luck I will still be alive and kicking. Seems MOT stations are still operating but I will have to get a new handbrake cable first. Its snapped! More scrabbling about under a car then. In the meantime I will be driving about in Patsys Fiat 500. Probably get pulled up in that too. How come you driving about in a girls car Sir? 
