Who's the toughest mouse?

3 mice were in a bar talking about how tough they were.

1st mouse says "I'm so tough, I run up to the mouse trap, eat the cheese and grab the bar just before it snaps down on my head. I then bench press it 30 times before throwing it out the window"

2nd mouse says " I'm so tough, I grind up all the poison and snort it all in one go"

3rd mouse finishes his drink and walks towards the door. "Where are you going?" ask the other two. " Home to ride the cat" he replies!

3rdforum wrote:3 mice were in a bar talking about how tough they were.

1st mouse says "I'm so tough, I run up to the mouse trap, eat the cheese and grab the bar just before it snaps down on my head. I then bench press it 30 times before throwing it out the window"

2nd mouse says " I'm so tough, I grind up all the poison and snort it all in one go"

3rd mouse finishes his drink and walks towards the door. "Where are you going?" ask the other two. " Home to ride the cat" he replies!

Haha!